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Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Year's Resolution?

http://www.effinghamdailynews.com/local/local_story_365003943.html
Resolution time again

Maybe I can resolve to learn to spell correctly and compose sentences and paragraphs correctly? No. Can't do that. That would be insensitive to all the people who graduate from high school and college and can't read or write.

Maybe I can resolve to stop using incoherent arguments when attacking politicians. No. Can't do that. That would be insensitive to all the incoherent politicians who are incapable of thinking or using logical arguments when spewing forth their press releases and attempts at legislation.

Maybe I can resolve to write funnier rants. No. I can't do that. It would be insensitive to more capable writers who actually get paid for writing.

Well, I can't think of any New Year's resolution now, but maybe I can think of something by next year.

Happy New Year.

Government Celebrates Taking Away Right To Eat From Citizens.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/12/31/BAIM1BB7FO.DTL
Ban on trans fats to hit state's restaurants

Have you ever wondered why it is legal to make food with trans fat, but it is now illegal to sell it in a restaurant?

Have you ever wondered why the government trusts you to drive your car, which is easily turned into a lethal weapon, but doesn't trust you to own a gun?

Have you ever wondered why it is legal to sell cigarettes, but there are very few places it is legal to smoke?

Have you ever wondered why the government is claiming the breathing is unhealthy for the climate?

Far be it from me to suggest that this is a plot by the government to control all your actions so you have no freedom.

Drug Me

http://www.medpagetoday.com/OBGYN/Pregnancy/17747
FDA, Health Plans Begin Study of Drug Effects in Pregnancy

This article mentions that pregnant women are normally excluded from drug studies.

I wonder why?

It seems to me that pregnant women should be forced to participate in these drug studies. This would make the drug studies doubly effective. You could temporarily damage the health of the women, and potentially permanently damage the health of the unborn children.

What is not to love?

After all, most new drugs are unnatural creations from some laboratory. And why would anyone expect that one of these unnatural laboratory creations would have unexpected side effects?

Government Death Squads Not Needed In New Health Care Deform Bill If We Can Get Everyone To Smoke.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wirestory?id=9448638&page=1
Quitting Smoking After Heart Attack Extends Lives

Don't you just love modern science?

When the government sponsored fraudsters are not trying to hoodwink us about the global warming fraud (exhaling is bad for the world climate, so stop breathing), they are studying the effects of a bullet to the head on your health.

This particular study tries to prove that smoking is unhealthy if you have a heart attack. Does this mean that smoking is healthy if you don't have a heart attack?

Since the federal government, which banned marijuana, and at one point banned alcohol, hasn't banned tobacco, I guess that means they don't believe the study. Either that, or the government wants people to die from smoking cigarettes. Or maybe the government doesn't care about the health of the citizens if they can tax cigarettes enough to provide themselves with the luxuries they deserve. How about all of the above?

Government Lies About Jobless Claims, Stock Market Falls For It.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703483604574629971867771980.html
Treasury Prices Skid on Jobless Claims

In the latest weekly lies about the unemployment rate, the government again cooked the books to prove that all the temporary jobs that were created to deal with the Christmas selling season (and will disappear soon afterwards) is proof that the economy is improving.

Of course, the government uses the typical weasel words, "a sign that the labor market may have turned a corner". Really? You mean that after spending almost a trillion dollars 6 months ago to save the economy, they aren't sure if the economy is finally improving?

I wonder what kind of plan the government used to save the economy? The government was certainly quick to explain that if they didn't spend billions without oversight that the economy would crumble overnight. If they were so knowledgeable about the coming collapse, I am wondering why they have no idea of what the recovery will look like and when it will happen?

Government Hopes And Pretends To Change Airport Security Measures.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/12/31/dhs-subpoenas-journalists-published-leaked-airline-security-changes/
DHS Subpoenas Two Journalists Who Published Leaked Airline Security Changes

Evidently the new, double top secret, additional security measures to protect airline passengers are so top secret that they are not even going to be used. I say not being used, because if the new security measures get used, I would think that someone might notice what they are. And if someone notices what the security procedures are, then I would think they are not secret any more.

I would also like to know, why, the government was able to instantly implement new procedures to protect airlines and passengers, that they couldn't be bothered with implementing before the most recent bomb attack?

One possible interpretation is that there really aren't any new procedures, and this is just another government lie to hoodwink the average American.

My interpretation makes as much sense as the head of the Department of Homeland Security, and the head of the White House Press Corps who both immediately announced after the failed terrorist bomb attack on an airplane, that the ability of a bomber to smuggle a bomb onto an airplane is proof that the security procedures in place are adequate for the safety of American citizens.

Republican And Press Reaction To Obama Reaction To Terrorist Attack.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1209/31049.html
President Obama takes the heat President Bush did not

This article asks the question: Why did the Republicans and the press react so negatively and so quickly to the attempted bomber of an airline?

Obviously, there is no way I can know their reasons. However, I do have a few reasons why I think the press and the Republicans might be reacting the way they are to Barack Hussein Obama when they didn't react that way to George W. Bush when there was a terrorist attack on an airplane.

- President George W. Bush never snubbed the British, who have been American allies for a number of years. Barack Hussein Obama snubbed British Prime Minister by cancelling meeting in favor of meeting American Boy Scouts and by giving thoughtless gifts in exchange for thoughtful gifts.

- President George W. Bush never bowed down to a foreign dictator. Barack Hussein Obama bowed to the Saudi King. Barack Hussein Obama bows to any and all foreign dignitaries.

- President George W. Bush never tried to make friends with foreign dictators who hate America. Barack Hussein Obama can sit and listen for hours to foreign dictators who insult American. Barack Hussein Obama probably used to sit and listen to his wife insult America for hours. Michele Obama has publicly stated until Barack Hussein Obama was elected president, she couldn't love America.

- President George W. Bush never decided to not use the word terrorist when describing attacks on Americans by organized opponents. Barack Hussein Obama prefers man-caused disaster, which could equally apply to Global Warming or a cat getting stuck in a tree.

- President George W. Bush never downplayed a prior terrorist attack, the way Barack Hussein Obama downplayed the terrorist attack in Arkansas on American soldiers.

- President George W. Bush never downplayed a prior terrorist attack, the way Barack Hussein Obama downplayed the Ft. Hood shooting of American soldiers.

- President George W. Bush's advisers never downplayed the attempted bombing of the airplane. Barack Hussein Obama's staff immediately used the bombing attempt as proof that of how safe airline flight was and how efficient airline security was.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Who Are Writing The California Laws Thes Days?

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-hollywood30-2009dec30,0,1921266.story
Jennifer Aniston, other celebrities make presence felt in Capitol

Local politicians are usually so busy looting the public (more taxes) or partying with hookers and drugs or vacationing in Europe that they can't be bothered to create legislation that people are actually interested in.

Fortunately, for the California public, those intellectual giants know as actors and actresses have picked up the slack and are writing bills for the legislature to vote on.

Aren't you glad you finally know how politics works?

Friend To Muslim Terrorists Is Having Difficulty Whitewashing Terrorist Activity.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091230/ap_on_an/us_obama_s_test_analysis;_ylt=AvYJkfCUjMRfDu6pc9CokmMV6w8F;_ylu=X3oDMTNkZ2pnaWM0BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkxMjMwL3VzX29iYW1hX3NfdGVzdF9hbmFseXNpcwRjY29kZQNtb3N0cG9wdWxhcgRjcG9zAzcEcG9zAzcEc2VjA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yaWVzBHNsawNhbmFseXNpc21hbnk-
Analysis: Many question 'system worked' comment

Barack Hussein Obama is upset at having to talk about a Muslim terrorist that attacked an American Airline on Christmas.

Barack Hussein Obama had previously ordered his minions and henchmen to pretend that America is not a target, and that Muslim terrorists don't exist. They were specifically ordered not to use the term terrorist. They were also told to downplay the terrorist training camps run by the Muslims.

Unfortunately, this tactic doesn't seem to have stopped attacks on Americans on American soil by Muslim terrorists.

What is even worse for Barack Hussein Obama, some unscrupulous reporter found out about the attack by a Muslim terrorist and reported it as news. Soon many unscrupulous news organizations were making a big story out of the terrorist attack.

What made things worse still for Barack Hussein Obama, was when some of his minions and henchmen announced to the press that Muslim terrorists attacking Americans is not a problem and you don't need to worry about it. If we all just pretend it didn't happen, then the problem will cease to exist.

His minions and henchmen then tried to pretend that they really meant the opposite of what they said. But all those unscrupulous news organizations didn't seem to believe the lies his administration was spewing out.

Thus Barack Hussein Obama felt he was forced to say something about the Muslim terrorist attack, even though he doesn't believe there is any such thing as a Muslim terrorist.

Now Barack Hussein Obama needs to pretend that he cares and is going to do something about this. However, it may upset the leaders of countries that harbor Muslim terrorists and that Barack Hussein Obama counts as friends.

What is troubling to Barack Hussein Obama is that Muslim terrorist have claimed credit for this attack and are claiming there are lots more where that came from.

How can Barack Hussein Obama downplay the Muslim terrorist attacks to his Muslim terrorist friends, and yet not whitewash it completely to the non-Muslim, non-terrorists that voted him into office?

How Can Barack Hussein Obama Improve His Poll Ratings?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091231/ap_on_bi_ge/us_ap_poll_downbeat_america
AP-GfK Poll: 2009 was bad for America, Americans

Interesting poll.

All the Democrats seem to think that Barack Hussein Obama is doing his best to save the country. All the Republicams seem to think that Barack Hussein Obama is doing his best to destroy the country. Even the Democrats without jobs have a hopeful outlook for the future.

It is obvious by his actions that Barack Hussein Obama is not interesting in solving any of the problems he has created or is planning on creating for America.

So. I have a modest proposal for Barack Hussein Obama to increase his ratings in the polls without actually doing anything to fix any of the problems he is creating. Since no matter what he does is acceptable to the Democrats, maybe Barack Hussein Obama can work to make sure that no Democrats have jobs. Then, if all the jobs that got taken away from the Democrats are given to the Republicans, maybe Barack Hussein Obama's poll numbers might go up.

Either that, or since Barack Hussein Obama has decided that criminal organizations like ACORN deserve federal funding, maybe ACORN can take all future polls. In that way, Barack Hussein Obama would be guaranteed to have 110% of the American citizens supportive of his actions and goals.

Democrats Support Bribery. Republicans Starting To Oppose Bribery.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091231/ap_on_re_us/us_health_care_deal_states
APNewsBreak: 13 AGs threaten suit over health care

While Democrats continue to support bribery as a way of life for politicians, republicans are starting to object.

A week ago, 7 Attorney Generals thought accepting a bribe to vote for the Health Care Deform bill was unconstitutional. 43 evidently thought that politicians accepting bribes to vote for a particular piece of legislation was legal.

Today 13 Attorney Generals thought accepting a bribe to vote for the Health Care Deform bill was unconstitutional. 37 evidently still think that politicians accepting bribes to vote for a particular piece of legislation was legal.

It seems like even breaking the law follows the party line. All the Attorney Generals who think accepting a bribe is unconstitutional are all republicans. Which makes sense, as the bribes are only being offered to the Democrats.

What America Can Learn From Iran.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-fg-iran-protests31-2009dec31,0,6611232.story
Thousands chant for death of government opponents in Iran

The government of Iran was pleasantly surprised when it noticed a completely spontaneous (if by spontaneous you mean government thugs armed with guns going door to door and threatening death to anyone who would not participate in the rally) demonstration calling for death to the opponents of the government.

You know, I think this is what America is missing. Barack Hussein Obama needs to hire (create jobs-good for economy) armed thugs to prevent the nasty right and middle and some of the left from providing negative images at the pro Obama rallies and Town Hall meetings and any public appearance that Barack Hussein Obama chooses to appear at.

Iran Not Belligerent

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSLDE5BT0DZ20091230?type=usDollarRpt
Iran denies secret deal to import Kazakh uranium

Iran also denies any plans to own or build nuclear bombs.

However.

If any of the corrupt western capitalistic nations tries to interfer with Iran's alleged import of uranium, then Iran will drop an alleged nuclear bomb on the offending country.

Dollars For Votes? A Modest Proposal!

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-state-fund30-2009dec30,0,3510174.story
Plan to sell piece of State Compensation Insurance Fund collapses

Our incompetent California State government is at it again.

Rather than looking for long term cuts to spending, they continue to look for short term boosts of income.

The State of California has sold so many bonds, that their bond rating is going down. If the bond rating gets much lower, the State of California might be the first state to turn their bonds into junk bonds, making them sell for so much less than face value that they would be better off going to loan sharks for cash.

Since selling California bonds has become so unattractive, another way for the state to generate short term income, and long term losses, is sell any assets that have not already been mortgaged. Even though the government seems to hate private business, and does everything they can to prevent business from thriving in this state, they are now willing to sell whatever part of the government they can to private business.

The State if California recently tried to sell off part of the State Compensation Insurance Fund. Unfortunately for them, an honest politician (normally a contradiction in terms) sued the state to prevent this.

If the state sells assets, some part of this money is supposed to flow into the state treasury. When a politician accepts bribes to perform illegal activities, no part of that money goes into the state treasury. So wouldn't it be more profitable to sell politicians? The typical politician is not worth much. And the typical politician can be sold many times to different people for different causes.

Which gives me an idea.

As long as the State of California is considering selling assets they hold in sacred trust for the residents, maybe they can find something else of value to sell? How about selling political offices? Most politicians are corrupt, so why not let the state get a little of the money that the politicians normally grab for themselves?

Or how about selling votes? Votes for dollars? As long as there are reporting requirements for who is paying for the votes, we might actually find out what companies and individuals want what laws passed. Which would finally get us some kind of honesty out of the legislature.

If we find some day that California does sell votes for money, don't blame me. I am sure the politicians could have figure this out on their own.

Federal Court Prefers Lethal Use Of Force To Non-Lethal Force.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-taser30-2009dec30,0,3444530.story
Federal court restricts Taser use by police

As we all know, anyone who has ever been stopped by a police office, is always apologetic and peaceful and in a good frame of mind. We have NEVER seen an individual react in an aggressive manner, or engage in high speed or slow speed escape from the police.

Oops. I guess we have.

So, maybe the federal court just never noticed this happening. Which is not surprising, as most federal officials never seem to notice anything that happens in the real world.

So, maybe it is a good thing that gang bangers and other criminals who are unarmed and resist arrest when they get stopped by the police can claim excessive force was used and more easily sue for damages.

For $17.5 Billion I Could Be Profitable And Help The Economy As Much As Any Other Incompetent Business.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-gmac30-2009dec30,0,6409646.story
GMAC said to be seeking more U.S. assistance

GMAC, which has already received $13.5 billion in bailout money, is requesting another $3 to $4 billion dollars. They think with the additional money, they may be able to be profitable next year.

However, they could be wrong, and they might need another $3 or $4 billion in another 3 or 4 months.

Government Motors (GM) and Chrysler Group both claim they need GMAC to finance the sales of new vehicles.

However, thanks to the recent cash for clunkers program, everyone who could afford a vehicle bought one, so there is no one left who will be able to buy any vehicles for the next few years.

Aren't you glad you worked hard and saved so that the government could take your money and give it to businesses that don't?

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Not Enough Terrorist Attacks On American Airlines? Release More Guantanamo Prisoners.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/men-believed-northwest-airlines-plot-set-free/story?id=9434065&page=1
Two al Qaeda Leaders Behind Northwest Flight 253 Terror Plot Were Released by U.S.

Two of the four al Qaeda terrorist leaders who claimed credit for the attempted bombing of the flight to Detroit were allegedly released from Guantanamo prison allegedly in November 2007. They were sent to Saudi Arabia for an "art therapy rehabilitation program". Who would have thought that an "art therapy rehabilitation program" wouldn't cure terrorists of their desire to kill Americans.

But you don't need to worry. Barack Hussein Obama is anxious to release the rest of the prisoners from Guantanamo. I don't know if it is because he is upset that more freed terrorists claim to have been released by George Bush. Or he sees this as a way to build friends among the terrorist leaders. Or he wants to show support for his Muslim brethren. In any case, you know what the terrorists will end up doing once they have been freed.

China Doesn't Allow Mentally Ill People To Commit Crimes. Britain Objects.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/6906110/Akmal-Shaikh-China-warns-Britain-as-row-over-executed-Briton-intensifies.html
Akmal Shaikh: China warns Britain as row over executed Briton intensifies

Due to Britain's national health care system, they can't be bothered and can't afford to care for the mentally ill. However, for some unknown reason, Britain got upset when China decided to punish a mentally ill British subject who went to China to commit a crime. Britain claimed the subject has been ill for years, and thus should be allowed to commit whatever crimes he wants without being punished. China claims they are a sovereign country and should be allowed to deal with criminals however they want to.

If you believe Britain is correct, then maybe Britain should ship their mentally ill subjects with criminal tendency's to America. That way the mentally ill with criminal tendency's will be relocated to a country that appreciates what they have to contribute.

If you believe China is correct, then maybe America should ship our criminals (mentally ill or not) to China where criminals actually get punished for committing crimes.

Pro Communist Protesters Upset When Treated Like Protesters In A Communist Country.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2009/1229/Egypt-cracks-down-on-foreign-protesters-heading-to-Gaza-Strip
Egypt cracks down on foreign protesters heading to Gaza Strip

How ironic is it when an anti-Semitic, anti-democratic, pro-communist group like Code Pink, which doesn't believe in freedom or the rights of people, is treated like any protester in a communist country would be treated?

How is it possible for anyone who can afford to take time off from work, and afford to fly to Egypt, belong to the pro-communist group Code Pink?

Let's think about this.

Communist believe that if you are wealthy, you are oppressing the poor. If you are flying, you are flagrantly displaying your wealth. You are also flagrantly displaying your freedom. Neither wealth or freedom is approved of in communist countries.

Therefore, true communists must look down on you as frauds and idiots. And if you ever get lucky enough to create the communist country you think want, you will end up in a reeducation camp for the privileged wealthy, because the privileged wealthy cannot be allowed to exist in a communist country (except for the corrupt leaders of the country).

Monday, December 28, 2009

Misappropriation Of Funds. Government Style.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704107104574572230780152344.html
Put Down That Shovel!

This article talks about ways to help the economy.

What I find interesting, is that that in the very first paragraph it explains, unintentionally, why the government is not now and never has been interested in helping the economy.

The first paragraphs talks about the money that was stolen (taxed) from the people of the United States to bail out banks that deserved to fail. It then goes on to say that as long as some of the money that has been stolen (taxed) from the people has been returned to the government, that it is better for the government to waste those funds on some other pet project, rather than returning it to the people it was originally stolen (taxed) from.

In other words, the government should be under no obligation to use the funds for which they claim they were needed for the purpose they claimed they wanted it for.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Upset That Courts Are Forcing Him To Obey Law.

http://www.sacbee.com/capitolandcalifornia/story/2423494.html
Courts play referee role in California budget cutting

Isn't it horrible when the court system tries to make politicians obey the law?

After all, don't we elect politicians to break the law and lie to us? Why else would it be acceptable for someone like the governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to run for office on a no new taxes platform, and enact the largest tax increase of all prior politicians combined? Why else would the public pass tax limit laws on the amount of taxes that can be increased, so that politicians are now forced to call the newest taxes increases fees rather than taxes? Why else would the state issue bonds (borrow against future taxes) to increase current spending as a way around raising taxes?

Why do we even bother bother passing laws trying to rein in the criminal activities of politicians? They either break the laws outright, or figure out the typical weasel words to explain why the laws don't apply to them.

Business As Usual. More Politicians Taking Bribes From Con Man.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2714221420091227
UPDATE 1-Feds investigating Stanford ties to lawmakers-report

How does a fraud suspect (in prison awaiting trial) get away with a $7 billion fraud scheme? Evidently all he needs to do is spend millions bribing politicians to look the other way.

Once again, proof positive we have the best politicians that money can buy. Unfortunately, what we need are honest politicians. Unfortunately with our system of corruption, it is not possible to have honest politicians.

So what we end up with is fraudsters in and out of the government looting the public, and then increasing the taxes on the honest hardworking citizens to pay for the dishonesty and corruption and incompetence of the politicians.

Is this the hope and change you were looking for?

Maybe the fraudster-in-chief can tell us another fairy tale about how this is good for the economy and all his czars and minions and henchmen.

Angry voters look to government: Do something! Angry government looks to voters: Not in your lifetime!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2009/12/28/MNNP1B4OKL.DTL
Angry voters look to government: Do something!

Angry government looks to voters: Not in your lifetime!

How did we get here?

Where a Chicago style corrupt incompetent American politician gets elected to lead this country, and brings his Chicago style corrupt incompetent friends to rule the land with him? Where politicians with a 70% approval rating managed to reduce that to less than 50% approval rating in less than a year? Where politicians ram any poorly written pork barrel piece of legislation through congress because the can, not because anyone in the vast public wants it? Where anti-American activists get appointed to offices they can not be removed from and where there is no oversight? Where politicians lie to the public and say the economy is getting better when the economy is getting worse?

Was Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano Lying Yesterday, Or Is She Lying Today?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/12/28/napolitano-acknowledges-security-failed-allowing-terror-suspect-plane/
Napolitano Acknowledges Security Failed in Allowing Terror Suspect on Plane

Yesterday, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano today stated that yesterdays bomb attack by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was proof that the security measures in place worked.

Today, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano today stated that prior bomb attack by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was proof that the security measures in place failed.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab passed through two security checkpoints wearing a bomb and was not stopped. Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab bought flight tickets (with cash) from Nigeria to Holland to United States, carrying no luggage and was not stopped. Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was on a suspected terrorist list, but not on the no-fly list, and was not stopped. Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was reported to the United States embassy by his father as a potential terrorist, and he was not stopped.

So what happened to cause the Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano to change her mind that this incident was proof that airline security works, to this incident was proof that airline security does not work?

Was it the massive public outcry about this apparent ludicrous position that forced forced the Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano to finally speak the truth?

Is this the hope and change you were looking for? Government lying to you until the outcry is so massive that the officials are forced to tell the truth?

Sunday, December 27, 2009

How Can You Tell When Obama Lies About Health Care Deform (Or Anything Else)? His Lips Move.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/The-massive-accounting-blunder-that-should-sink-health-care-reform-80065752.html
The massive accounting blunder that should sink health care reform.

But probably won't.

Based on the extravagant claims (if not outright lies) that Barack Hussein Obama is spouting about the Health Care Deform bill currently working it's way through the bowels of the legislative system, he must have hired the Global Warming Fraudsters to doing his accounting for him to prove that spending money equals saving money.

Fortunately for Barack Hussein Obama, most of the media will not report on this fraud or any other lie that Barack Hussein Obama presents to the American public.

Fortunately for Barack Hussein Obama, people who were willing to vote for hope and change, are also willing to accept any other lies the fraud-in-chief wants to hoodwink the American public with.

Unfortunately, the number and position of people who understand the fraud being perpetrated on the American public by Barack Hussein Obama and the Democratic party are not enough to counteract this massive Obamanation.

Obama And Napolitano Look Forward To American Deaths From Bombs On Airplanes.

http://www.star-telegram.com/nation/story/1854965.html
Security reviews under way after airliner attack

The Situation:

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a devout Muslin, who was considered a terrorist threat (he was even reported by his father), and who was NOT put on any restricted flight list, embarked on an international flight with no luggage but with a bomb. When his flight reached Detroit, he attempted to set off the bomb he was carrying. Between this Muslim terrorist's incompetence, and the hyper competence of the passengers on the flight who prevented a second attempt to set off the bomb, a tragedy was narrowly averted.

The Response By Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano:

Flying is safe. This proves it.

What The Response By Homeland Security Secretary Means:

We need to crack down and arrest more Christians and veterans who are the real threat to America.

What The American Public Should Respond With:

Barack Hussein Obama and his minions like Janet Napolitano need to be arrested for treason, and people who like American and care about freedom need to be appointed to positions involved with the security of America.

New York Times Claims 200+ Casualties A Week Is Peaceful.


Holiday in Iraq Is Largely Peaceful

Yesterday 4 people were killed and 27 were wounded in a bomb blast in Iraq. In the prior week, dozens of people were killed and more than 150 were wounded by bombs. All this happened during the celebration of death of the grandson of Mohammed.

Maybe we can learn something from our Muslim brothers.

Maybe instead of celebrating Christ's birth, we should be celebrating his death.

Since the New York Times thinks that dozens of deaths and hundreds wounded in bomb blasts is relatively peaceful celebration, maybe we in America can find a relatively peaceful way to celebrate. You know, kill a Muslim for Christ.

At the moment, there are more Christians than Muslims. If we set up the appropriate training camps, I am sure that American suicide bombers can be much more effective than the Muslim suicide bombers. Christians in American do have better access to modern technology than the Muslims do. If the government would only get out of the way of the Americans who understand that the Muslim religion is a threat to all other religions, I am sure the American Public could come up with a solution.

Heck, it was only a short few hundred years ago that all the religions celebrated killing believers of other religiou. Even now, many religions (Muslims and others) still believe the best way to get into heaven is to kill as many infidels as possible.

Airport Security Rejoices At Yet Another Excuse To Harass Innocent Travelers.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-na-plane-travel-rules27-2009dec27,0,7505689.story?track=rss
Travelers flying into the U.S. face stricter security measures

Unfortunately, the stricter security measures are worthless, as Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab proved. Would you consider suspicious a man on an international flight with no luggage? If you can remember back to the 9/11 terrorist attacks, the terrorists were taking flying lessons, but were only interested in take offs, not on landings. Does that seem suspicious to you? Evidently the people in charge of security at airports don't think that is suspicious behavior.

Bruce Schneier, an author and security expert, was interviewed for this article, and he explained why the new security measures were as useless as the old security measures. "This is security theater," he said.

Even in the low tech world we live in, there are destructive devices that can be strapped to the body that will not show up on any kind of security scans.

I wonder what might work? Do you think a strip search all the passengers along with a body cavity search would work? That is what they do in American prisons, and the prisoners still find ways of making weapons and killing each other.

Also, I don't think this will happen as many Muslims and terrorists (is there a difference) would object on moral and religious grounds. I am sure both groups would object to showing off their bodies or their weapons.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Lawmakers Concerned With Spending, Contemplate Raises For Themselves.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2009/12/26/MNCJ1B84MV.DTL
Lawmaker wants to split legislative sessions

Evidently, back in 1966 politicians thought they weren't wasting enough taxpayer money, so they made working in the legislature a full time job. Now, after decades of spending every tax dollar collected, and borrowing against future tax dollars, the legislature has finally noticed they were short of money. But don't worry. They have a solution. Excessive taxes should probably solve the excessive spending problem.

Guess what? It didn't solve the problem. It turns out, as the taxes get higher, businesses and people flee the state, thus reducing the tax basis, and thus reducing the amount of taxes collected.

Now that the citizens are looking to get a proposition on the ballot that would make the legislature part time, the politicians have finally noticed they have a problem, and have decided that maybe they better think about ways of not spending so much.

But like all other government ideas, will the legislature's solution be too little to late?

Will the part time legislature initiative be needed to fix the problems that the full time legislature created?

TSA Hires Criminals To Provide Security At Airports.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2009/dec/tsa-clears-illegal-aliens-work-ny-airport
TSA Clears Illegal Immigrants To Work At NY Airport

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA), which is supposed to make public transportation safe, is doing about as well as expected of any government organization. Meaning they are complete and absolute failures.

But don't worry. These are government employees. Working for the government means never having to do any work. Working for the government means never having a job evaluation to see if you are actually capable of doing the work. Working for the government means that you can't be punished for not doing what you were paid to do.

As for security. You have none. Get over it. The government is not interested in providing anything other than larger government. If you think some minimum wage jerk cares about anything more than his weekly paycheck, then you have not been paying attention to what is going on around you.

Evidently, by hiring illegal aliens to work in secure locations, the government is showing that it believes criminals are capable of doing a better job of protecting our security than law abiding citizens.

American Government Provides Support For Criminal Gang Growth Worldwide.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704254604574614230731506644.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_RIGHTTopCarousel
Saving Mexico:
To weaken the cartels, some argue the U.S. should legalize marijuana, let cocaine pass through the Caribbean and take the profit motive out of the drug trade


Richard Nixon, who quit as president of the United States to avoid being convicted for criminal activity, evidently didn't endorse all criminal activity. Just some criminal activity. Some of the criminal activity he didn't approve of was recreational drug usage. You know, victimless crimes. Like drinking alcohol was a crime during the prohibition years.

So back in the early 1970s Richard Nixon decided to declare war on drugs. After all, what better way is there to instantly create millions of criminals and thus a need for an organization to fight them. As a promoter of big government, and as an opponent of individual civil rights, the war on drugs has been a big success. The government has grown substantially to fight the recreational use of drugs. A new government agency was created with excessive powers to oppress the citizens. After 40 years, and $1 trillion, the flow of illegal drugs into the United States has increased. However, it has increased the number of recreational drug users in the United States, and has helped create a lawless atmosphere because of the excessive and arbitrary enforcement of the laws.

Like all government projects, the war on drugs has been an absolute and complete failure. But the war on drugs has also provided other unexpected (to anyone NOT a government employee) fringe benefits. It has provided work for idiots and jackbooted thugs who if not working for the government might otherwise have to resort to a life of crime. It has provided a framework for the federal government to grow in size, and violate the rights that citizens used to have. It has also provided incentive for the creation and growth of criminal enterprises (drug cartels) to grow in size to the point where they can threaten legitimate governments in other countries. And of course it provides bribe money to American politicians to keep this losing war on drug continuing long after any sane person would admit it doesn't work.

Who says crime doesn't pay? In Mexico, more than 450,000 people are employed by the drug cartels. The drug business generates more than $20 billion in revenue. The only larger businesses in Mexico are the oil industry and the automobile industry. And if you read Forbes magazine looking at the top billionaires, Mexican drug lord Joaquin "Shorty" Guzman is number 401 on the list of the most wealthy men on the planet.

So the next time any government official says we need to get tough on crime, tell them the only crimes worth fighting are the crimes committed by the politicians in Washington D.C. (District of Criminals) every time they pass a new law.

Government Rushes To Remove Bombs Dropped 60+ Years Ago.

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_14072471
Army to search SoCal desert for World War II bombs

The federal government always acts in a timely manner. As part of training exercises during World War II, the military practiced dropping bombs in the California desert. It has only taken 60+ years for the government to decide that maybe they should cleanup after themselves and removed any unexploded bombs.

Aren't you glad the government is always quick to do the right thing.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Obama Faults Airline Passengers For Over Reacting To Situation.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091225/ap_on_go_ot/us_airliner_disturbance
AP sources: Passenger tried to blow up airliner

Upon hearing the news that someone on an international flight from Amsterdam to Detroit tried to set off an explosive device, Barack Hussein Obama immediately contacted his press department.

Barack Hussein Obama issued a press release stating that the misguided youth could not possibly be a Muslim. His press release also stated, that if the misguided youth was a Muslim, he couldn't be a terrorist, as there is no such thing as a terrorist. The press release also slammed the passengers for subduing the misguided youth when there were plenty of security personnel on the ground who are trained to deal with this kind of situation and would eventually gotten onto the aircraft before the misguided youth would have been able to fix his explosive device.

After all, if people are allowed to defend themselves, they won't need the police state that Barack Hussein Obama is building to control the people.

Terrorists Blame Obama For Inability To Negotiate For Hostage Release.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1261364499203&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
Palestinian Affairs: Why is Abbas stonewalling?

Terrorists blame Barack Hussein Obama for the current impass in the hostage release negotiations. It seems that the anti-semitic muslim-in-chief of the United States demanded so much more from Israel than the terrorist were initially asking for, that the terrorists are now afraid to ask for anything less than the President of the United States wants.

This is just another case of the mouth that roared. Barack Hussein Obama seems to have a mouth that is larger than his brain. As he continually asks for things that everyone knows are impossible. And thus creating the contempt for himself that he is trying to create for the country he is president of.

Americans Don't Pay Enough For Food.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5hyGmzQu5z9B2ovJeoJO7usB3b48A
Animal welfare victories prompt farmers' PR moves

Animal rights activists are so concerned for the health and well being of the animals being raised for food, that they are doing their best to make the animals life experiences much better. In order to give the animals the better living quarters and environment they have a right to deserve and expect, the farmers will have to spend much more money for their care and feeding.

But not to worry, it is much better that people who can barely afford food today starve, so that the food animals have a better lifestyle. After all, what is more important, that cows have better living quarters, or people be able to afford to eat? It is obvious what the animal activists want!

United States Supports Failures, And Penalizes Success.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB126168307200704747.html?mod=rss_Today%27s_Most_Popular
U.S. Uncaps Support for Fannie, Freddie

The federal government just announced that no matter how inefficient and corrupt Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are, the people of this country will be required to support these organizations (through higher taxes). And make no mistake, these organizations are inefficient and corrupt. These organizations are part of the government that was supposed to prevent the mortgage meltdown that just destroyed the economy. I guess Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac weren't paying attention when it was explained to them what they were supposed to do.

But don't worry. Your uncle Sam is very forgiving. The government will let Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bumble along, wasting taxpayer money, and not doing the job they are supposed to.

Because after all, the government is made up of incompetent bunglers and criminals, and they will never fire anyone for doing what they are already doing (behaving in an incompetent and criminal manner).

Americans Excel At Slacking Off.

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2009/12/21/my_lazy_american_students/
My lazy American students

Gee. I wonder why Americans no longer care about hard work and accomplishment?

Could it be because illegal aliens get welfare for breaking the law? Could it be because illegal aliens get access to a free education for breaking the law? Could it be because free room and board is now a right? Could it be because free medical care is now a right? Could it be because you don't deserve to own anything if anyone else owns less than you? Could it be because government officials who break the law and destroy the economy are rewarded?

I don't know about you, but these all seem live valid reasons to me to kick back and live a life of ease.

Health Care Reform Without Obama?

http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9CPIN9G0.htm
NH, Maine test transparency with health cost tools

This is horrible.

Two states are posting health care costs on web sites so that patients will know what costs they will be facing before they actually arrive at the hospitals.

According to our tyrant-in-chief, Barack Hussein Obama, it is not possible to have any kind of Health Care Deform without blindly accepting whatever abomination of a bill that Barack Hussein Obama and his minions force down our throats!

What is happening?

How is this possible?

Dissident's Jailing Draws International Praise.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8430548.stm
Chinese dissident's jailing draws international anger

Actually, the article states that there was international anger.

The funny thing is, either international praise or international protest, have the same effect.

Nothing.

So why do they bother?

It is also interesting to see what other countries are quoted as being upset.

The United States is upset? Why? The United States is in the midst of switching from a democratic country into a communist country. Which means that shortly the United States will be applauding China's actions. I am sure the tyrant-in-chief is already building his enemy list so that he will be ready when he gets his Christmas wish to be the president for life of a communist country.

Also.

The United Nations is made up of a number of communist country and third world dictatorships that don't believe in citizens rights. They may not even have a phrase in their language for citizens rights. In fact, if the U.N. held a poll of their member nations, I am sure a number of member nations would praise China for the quick and decisive action in protecting the elite who are in power and running that country.

Mao Zedong, when he was alive and ruled China, killed tens of millions of the people he ruled over. How much effect did international anger have on his regime's killing spree? NOTHING!

Joseph Stalin, when he was alive and ruled Russia, killed tens of millions of the people he ruled over. How much effect did international anger have on his regime's killing spree? NOTHING!

So why do any of these countries even bother issuing a press release?

To hoodwink their own citizens into believing that the government cares?

To prepare their own citizens for when their own government will turn on them? So their citizens will see how much international anger will do to save them?

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Health Care Deform Is In Your Future. And It Will Be Much Worse Than Even The Worst Naysayers have Speculated It Will Be.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation/story/1396765.html
What ails health plan? Well, it's complicated

What will be the actual affect of the bill on the public? Nobody seems to know. The bill is so poorly written that no reputable person (politicians are not reputable people) would dare to speculate on the eventual results.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704254604574613992408387548.html?mod=rss_Today%27s_Most_Popular
What Doctors and Patients Have to Lose Under ObamaCare

Democrats are pleased that one medical group supports the Health Care Deform Bill. Democrats are not talking about the 18 medical groups that oppose the Health Care Deform Bill.

In case you haven't noticed, the government's ability to fix the health care problem is likely to be as effective as their attempt to fix the economy.

Currently the government lies to you with impunity when it tells you that we can have an econonmic recovery while continuing to have businesses go bankrupt and an increasing number of people lose their jobs and homes.

Based on that, I can easily see the government saying that the health care problem is fixed while more and more people die in emergency waiting rooms while trying to fill out the paperwork and while waiting for government officials to search for cheaper methods of health care or while waiting for government officials who try to decide if too much money has already been wasted trying to save your worthless life.

Would You Sell Out The United States for An Annual Fee Of $45 Million? Nebraska Sen. Ben Nelson Did!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34551523/ns/politics-health_care_reform/
Several prosecutors probing health care deal

I would sell out the United States for a whole lot less than Nebraska Sen. Ben Nelson. Unfortunately, nobody is offering me any money to sell out the United States of America. And chances are, if somebody did, I would get arrested for it. Too bad I am not a politician so I don't need to worry about that.

Anyway.

Why am I doing another rant on Nebraska Sen. Ben Nelson accepting a bribe to vote for the Health Care Deform bill?

It is not because I think the Health Care Deform bill is so heinous that the only people who could vote for it are the ones who are accepting bribes. That is obvious. It required a never ending annual bribe of $45 million for Nebraska Sen. Ben Nelson to vote for this bill.

It is not because politicians rarely accept bribes. Politicians accept all sizes of bribes for all kinds of causes. Even though this is probably one of the bigest bribes on record, most news outlets didn't even bother to report this because it is no longer news that politicians accept bribes. In the future, the bribes are likely to get even larger.

So why am I commenting on this article?

It is because a government official (7 state attorney generals) think this is so out of line that it not only violates federal law, but likely also violates the United States Constitution.

Wouldn't it be nice if the President's Health Care Deform Bill got defeated on constitutional grounds?

Crime Pays For Federal Officials Who Destroyed The Economy.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/24/AR2009122401588.html?hpid=topnews
Fannie, Freddie chiefs to get Wall Street-style compensation packages

The top executives of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are about to be rewarded for overseeing the destruction of the home mortgage industry and banking industry. The banking industry is in shambles. Hundreds of banks are bankrupt and closing. Millions of people are losing their homes. Millions of businesses are closing. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are now under government control, and are costing the taxpayers billions of dollars.

What is the reward for helping cause the great depression the United States is now in the middle of (with no recovoery in sight)? After years of incompetence, or maybe corruption, but more likely both, the head regulators of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac finally get their just reward. Not jail time. But bonuses that the wall street executives could be proud of.

Aren't you glad the government is looking out for your interests!

(Your interests - defined as rewarding criminal activity and keeping criminals in political office.)

I Eat Vegetables Because I hate Vegetables, Not Because I Like Animals.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/22/science/22angi.html
Sorry, Vegans: Brussels Sprouts Like to Live, Too

Science has determined that plants live. They not only live, but they struggle to survive. They are aware of their environment. They communicate with other plants and animals.

So the next time a vegan or vegetarian tells you they are being kind to animals because they won't eat them, you need to ask them why they hate vegetables so much that they need to eat them!

A Democrat Finally Moved Away From The Dark Side Into The Light.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/12/22/griffith-i-can-no-longer-align-myself-with-dems/
Griffith: 'I can no longer align myself' with Dems

Oh. My. God.

Democratic Rep. Parker Griffith was one of the few Democrats to vote against the health care bill, the stimulus measure, and the cap-and-trade bill.

Democratic Rep. Parker Griffith is now switching to the Republican Party.

Did a Democrat finally grow a spine and decide to stand up for the American people? I would not have thought it possible. Maybe the rest of the Democrats couldn't come up with a bribe big enough to overcome his morals?

The Democratic Party, in the form of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, is so upset, that they want a refund of any money they provided this congressman. Unfortunately for them, the Democrats have already passed laws making it a crime for any politician to act as if he actually believed any of the untruths he was spouting to get elected.

Of course the rest of the Democratic Party is upset that any Democrat would display any morals and ethics. The rest of the Democratic Party is upset that any Democrat would give up the life of crime that is the Democratic Platform. The rest of the Democratic Party may be upset if they think Parker Griffith was a mole, and only in the Democratic Party to find out all the illegal and criminal activity encouraged by the Democratic Party.

Fortunately, there are still enough Democrats left in office who hate America and the people who voted for them and who are without morals and are willing to accept bribes that the Health Care Deform bill will still pass.

Isn't America Wonderful?

Behind Closed Doors - Dirty Politics As Usual

Behind Closed Doors - Dirty Politics As Usual

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704254604574614183270356274.html
For Their Next Trick . . .
The latest example of violating principles of transparency and accountability in the single-minded pursuit of legislative victory.


I don't know what kind of hope and change you were looking for, but Chicago style dirty politics was NOT what I was looking for.

I guess I will never understand that the health care bill needed to be written behind closed doors so that politicians couldn't add their input to it. I guess I will never understand that the health care bill, once written, could not afford the time for politicians to read the bill before deciding if it was worth voting for. I guess I will never understand that now that a bill has passed the congress and the senate, the work to merge both bills together needs to be done behind closed doors. And I guess I will never understand that once everything gets worked out, the politicians won't have a chance to read the newly revised bill before voting on it.

I guess I am just not bright enough to understand the sleazy dirty game that politics has become in the United States of America.

What's On Your Christmas Tree?

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=119800
Obama's Christmas tree graced by Chairman Mao, transvestite

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/politics/2009/12/23/white-house-christmas-tree-ornaments?slide=1
If you are a communist, you might put an ornament on your Christmas tree with a picture of Chairman Mao Zedong, who killed millions of his subjects in order to create an country he could be proud of. And rule ruthlessly with no opposition.

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/politics/2009/12/23/white-house-christmas-tree-ornaments?slide=3
If you are a narcissist and a megalomaniac you might put an ornament on your Christmas tree with a picture of yourself on Mount Rushmore.

If this is the case, then what present would you want under the Christmas tree?

Maybe you would want the passage of the misleadingly named Health Care Deform bill which has nothing to do with health care, and everything to do with conversion of a formerly democratic country into the communist country you always wished it would be.

Merry Christmas America. Hopefully this won't be the last Christmas in America.

Merry Christmas

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/12/24/cnet.norad.santa.tracker/
Behind the scenes: NORAD's Santa tracker

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html
Welcome to NORAD Tracks Santa

It is a good thing that nobody reads my blog. Otherwise someone might accuse me of sneaking an article into my blog that is inappropriate and out of character for me. Is it possible that I am not the curmudgeon you think I am based on my other insane ravings here? Is it possible that someone got tired of my rants and hacked my blog to post a link and a rant that is not negative about everything? Is it possible that I am afraid that my literary license is about to be revoked and I decided to start writing happy talk articles? Anything is possible. Which means that it might just be possible that I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a seasons greeting.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Return Of The Death Squads

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/23/health/23ucla.html?_r=1
Weighing Medical Costs of End-of-Life Care

To paraphrase Mark Twain, There are lies, damned lies and anything the government says.

Just like with global warming fraud, if you only count the numbers you like, and throw out the number you don't like, you can prove anything you want.

I took a poll of politicians recently asking when did you start lying:
5% said ever since they were born.
25% said they had to, to get elected.
65% said they had to, to stay in office.
5% said as the son of god, they were incapable of lying. No matter what they said, no matter how contradictory it sounded, it was the truth when they said it.

Keeping that in mind, it is easy to see how a government agency that wants to save money by not giving medical care to older sick people managed to come up with a survey that would prove their position.

Aren't you glad your government is looking to save money however it can.

Except for funding for pet projects, and except for allowing fraud and abuse, and except for bribing politicians to vote for bills that no one in their right mind should vote for, and except for any time a politician wants to hire a hooker, and except for doing anything to improve the lot of the citizens of this country.

Obama Supports Defrauding Government And Criminal Activity.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2009/12/exclusive_acorn_qualifies_for_1.asp
Exclusive: ACORN Qualifies for Funding in Senate Health Care Bill

Barack Hussein Obama was very upset when ACORN, the communist group he is a member and supporter of, was caught defrauding the federal government and committing other crimes. What was even worse, some politicians even managed to get the federal funding revoked for this group. Luckily for Barack Hussein Obama, the zombie politicians (democrats who will do anything Barack Hussein Obama says) have managed to slip into the Health Care Deform bill a provision to allow funding to be siphoned off back to ACORN.

However, I wouldn't worry about ACORN getting their funding back. There are so many other heinous provisions in the Health Care Deform bill that allowing ACORN to get more federal funding is of minor importance compared to the rest of the destruction to be visited on the American people by this bill.

I.R.S. Aids Obama In Giving Billions To Illegal Aliens

http://sweetness-light.com/archive/illegal-aliens-steal-billions-via-tax-ids
Illegal Aliens Steal Billions Via Tax ID #s

When the I.R.S. (Infernal Revenue Service) is not auditing people for being poor, they are allowing hundreds of millions of dollars in unverifiable credits for illegal aliens applying for the Barack Hussein Obama plan for first time home buyers.

How does this work?

Create a tax credit worth millions of dollars to millions of people.
Make sure that there is no way to verify on the return if you qualify for the credit.
Make sure the I.R.S. (Infernal Revenue Service) controls handing out Tax IDs to anyone without verification.
Then make sure that millions of people apply for the credit.

But don't worry. This combination of programs will only end up costing the citizen taxpayers a few billion dollars every few years. Not a bad price for stimulating the illegal alien economy.

This is your government at work.

I.R.S.: Poverty Is A Crime Punishable By Audit.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/dannywestneat/2010435946_danny06.html
$10 an hour with 2 kids? IRS pounces

Evidently poverty is a crime punishable by harassment (audit) by the I.R.S. (Infernal Revenue Service). Remember, in the eyes of the I.R.S. (Infernal Revenue Service) you are guilty (you can't ever prove your innocence). You will need to spend thousands of dollars. You will be audited multiple years. And if any one is silly enough to try to defend you, they will also be harassed (audited). The I.R.S. (Infernal Revenue Service) will never give up. They will never apologize. There is NO appeal. They will destroy your life.

Aren't you glad your government is here to help you in these days of rough economic times?

Farenheit 451 Already?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/09/us/09library.html?_r=3&hpw
Despite Ray Bradbury’s Efforts, a California Library Closes

Ray Bradbury was wrong.

The government won't hire firemen to burn all the books. The government will simply do what all governments do best. The government will waste so much money on higher salaries for themselves, putting relatives on the payroll, political payback, pet projects, bribes, ... that there won't be any money left to keep the libraries open.

Millions In Fraud Payouts. Nothing For Fraud Prevention.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/23/nyregion/23medicaid.html
Audit Says State Wasted $92 Million on Medicaid

I don't know about you, but I am always impressed when I see government corruption scale new heights.

As far as I am concerned, all government employees are goldbricking frauds and cheats or they would have been able to get jobs in the private sector. If that is the case, it is a miracle the auditors even reported $92 million of fraud in the system. Chances are, the amount of the fraud is much larger, but auditors were either fired if they were any good, or bribed if they were half bad to not report some of it. Even so, the auditors still managed to report $92 million of fraud.

What I find interesting, is there is rarely a day that goes by when you can't find a story about some government agency wasting millions of dollars or discovering fraudulent schemes totaling millions of dollars that has been running for years.

I wonder why private business doesn't have lots of big firms going out of business when major fraud happens? Oh, that's right. Most businesses care about what they are doing, and don't allow fraud like that to occur. And if it does happen, the people involved get prosecuted for a crime.

When fraud of this nature happens in a government agency, nobody is punished for wrongdoing. In fact, the agency that reported the fraud now has an excuse to ask for even more money because not all the money they received was spent correctly.

Please keep in mind that this article didn't mention that anyone was going to do anything about the situation. After all, if you haven't been arrested and prosecuted, then it can't be a serious problem.

County Government Produces Excessive Crap

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14055746
Crews unclog sewage pipe at Santa Clara County Government Center

The surprise here is not that the sewer pipes got clogged up. But that the sewer pipes don't get clogged up more frequently.

After all, any government agency produces more crap in a minute than most households can produce in a lifetime.

Microsoft: Again Caught Stealing Code From Competitors.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h4E3XFttdLg8yaZMAFwLfizw-pVwD9COHK7O0
Court bans sale of Word; Microsoft has fix ready

One would think that not being able to bundle Internet Explorer in Windows 98 would be punishment enough for Microsoft so that they would never again engage in criminal activity.

Wait a minute. The punishment Microsoft received for violating antitrust laws of the United Stated didn't cost them anything. I guess that maybe that wasn't much of a deterrent. Maybe it even taught them a lesson. When you are a big enough monopoly, you are above the law.

So maybe that is why Microsoft continuously engages in unethical and criminal activity.

I wonder.

Is Microsoft a business that is too big to regulate?

Jesus vs. Barack Hussein Obama

http://www.hudsonstarobserver.com/event/article/id/37024/
Jesus came to our world to offer ‘hope’

Jesus came to offer hope.

Barack Hussein Obama came to offer hope.

The difference is that Barack Hussein Obama had no intention of delivering on his promise.

Economic Recovery: Government Stunned That They Are Caught In Another Lie.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/housing/2009-12-23-new-home-sales_N.htm
New-home sales sink 11% in November

This article reports that the federal government was stunned when one of their bogus signs of economic recovery takes a nose dive and shoots for the bottom.

But I suppose that is to be expected.

When Barack Hussein Obama spread public funds among his private friends and announced that this fixed the economy, the rest of the government needed to come up with a way to prove that Barack Hussein Obama was correct.

Unfortunately, Barack Hussein Obama did NOT fix the economy by giving away large sums of money to the wall street fat cats that helped him get elected. In fact, this action helped contribute to the worsening economic condition (depression).

So what this means is that the administration is clutching at straws every time they try to claim that some economic indicator proves the economy is improving. And therefore, they are stunned every time one of their economic indicators takes a nose dive for the bottom.

Aren't you glad that the major part of the government economic recovery plan is the government trying to brainwash the public into believing that an economic recovery is actually happening?

Barack Hussein Obama Tells Small Banks NOT To Loan To Anyone.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-obama-bankers23-2009dec23,0,5054368.story
Obama urges community bankers to step up lending

Barack Hussein Obama recently held a meeting with banks that are too small to care about (as opposed to the too big to fail banks which got bailed out), and asked the small banks to increase their lending.

Fortunately, everybody at the meeting knew Barack Hussein Obama really didn't want this to happen, as it would have a beneficial effect on the economy. And fortunately, banking regulators have changed the rules under which banks operate, which prevent any existing banks from lending to anyone for the foreseeable future. The rules changes require that all banks need larger reserves on hand. It is not possible to increase bank reserves by loaning out the reserves. Unlike the federal government which can simply lie about what they are doing, banks are held to a higher level of honesty. Unlike the federal government which can print money when they run short, small banks are not allowed to do that.

So there you have it. Barack Hussein Obama asking bankers to make new loans that the new federal regulations prevent them from doing. Is it any wonder that the economy is not improving?

Bankrupt A State, Bankrupt A Nation.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-budget23-2009dec23,0,7164018.story
Schwarzenegger to seek federal help for California budget

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and the California legislature have decided that balancing the California State budget doesn't matter. California (like the rest of the world) has noticed that the federal government is willing to bail out a few special interest groups, like the wall street giants that are only capable of benefiting themselves. The State of California must have decided that they are too big to fail. The State of California must have decided they are worth bailing out.

The federal government has a recent history of giving money to failing businesses so that their regularly scheduled bonuses can get paid. None of these businesses that received bailouts were required to change their ways.

The State of California is unwilling to spend less than they steal (tax), and want to continue wasting money on all their pet projects. So maybe the State of California is right and California is too big to fail. So maybe the State of California does deserve the same sweetheart deal the wall street giants got, plenty of money with no strings attached.

Higher Red Hat Linux Sales Indicate?

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2009-12-23/red-hat-chief-says-demand-for-company-s-software-is-rebounding.html
Red Hat Chief Says Demand for Company’s Software Is Rebounding

Red Hat executives see additional sales of their product as proof of economic recovery.

I see people buying Linux software that can be installed on thousands of computers for no additional cost as proof that no economic recovery is in sight. With Linux software you have the option of writing all your own software, and knowing it will work. With Linux software you have the option of using other already existing software that is available for free download. With Linux software you no longer have to worry about the software police invading your business looking for software pirates. With Linux software you don't need to worry about an update that will cripple your computer system. With Linux software you are less likely to be attacked by a virus.

While I am happy to see higher Red Hat Linux sales, I don't believe it is a sign of an economic recovery. I see it more as an appreciation of the A.B.M. (Anything But Microsoft) crowd.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Adopt A Child, Get The Death Penalty

http://behavioralhealthcentral.com/index.php/20091206147666/Latest-News/couple-say-adopted-son-beyond-their-help-they-want-a-law-to-allow-the-return-of-foster-children-to-the-state-tulsa-world-okla.html
Couple say adopted son beyond their help: They want a law to allow the return of foster children to the state. [Tulsa World, Okla.]

The State of Oklahoma should be proud of themselves. Through their Department of Human Services, they have managed to unload a budding serial killer on an unsuspecting couple, and claim it is no longer the state's problem.

What exactly happened?

The Oklahoma Department of Human Services is supposed to care for children that parents can't care for. They Department of Human Services is supposed to observe the condition of the child, and let prospective adoptive parents know what they are getting.

The Oklahoma Department of Human Services are either liars, or incompetent. The 8 year old child this couple was hoodwinked into adopting was described as well-behaved while in the foster care system. However, it didn't take too long after the adoption for the child to start behaving violently towards other childen, killing animals and running away. Shortly after trying to kill his adoptive parents, the 8 year old child was institutionalized.

While institutionalized, the child was described as having reactive detachment disorder, disruptive behavior disorder, major depressive disorder, post traumatic stress disorder and fetal alcohol syndrome.

How does an institution that is supposed to care for children, not notice something this major? Corruption? Incompetence? Criminal Neglect?

In any case, the child will soon be released from the mental institution where he has been under observation. The adoptive parents don't want the child back. They are afraid for their lives.

The states attitude is: we conned you into adopting the child, it is your problem. In fact, if you don't take the child back, we will throw you in jail.

Interesting predicament. Take the child back, and possibly be killed by the child or go to jail for a couple of years. Which would you choose?

Supervisor Plans To Spend $1 Million To Renovate His Office No Matter What The Public Says.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/12/amid-outcry-county-supervisor-mark-ridley-thomas-rethinks-plans-for-700000-in-office-renovations.html
Amid outcry, L.A. supervisor Ridley-Thomas rethinks plans for $700,000 in office renovations [Updated]

Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas was planning on renovating his office. The initial plans for this renovation will cost about $700,000. Someone, NOT a government official, found out about this and got upset. That someone started spreading the word. At which point, a lot of people got upset. Then, a lot of upset people started letting the all supervisors know that spending almost $1 million to renovate an office when the economy is in a major recession makes them look like the freeloading criminals that they are. All the supervisors then pretended concern and promised to not allow this to happen at this time.

Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas is now upset that he won't be able to renovate his office at this time. However, Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas has made it clear that since he is allowed to do whatever he wants to with his $3,000,000 annual slush fund that public disapproval will stop him from renovating his office. He has promised that if he is not allowed to do spend all that money at one time, he will still spend all that money a little at a time.

How dare the public question how Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas spends public funds!

Nothing Says Hope And Change Like Hiring The Previous Administrations Personnel.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/21/AR2009122103055.html?hpid=moreheadlines
Obama to name Howard Schmidt as cybersecurity coordinator

Health Care Deform is so important that we need to rush to pass a bill now that will not take effect for years (other than increased taxes). Climate Change is so important that we must create lies to get people to believe it and to destroy the American economy now to prevent a possible future where the temperature may go up 1/10 of 1% in some future century.

I guess that means that cybersecurity is so unimportant, that the office can go unfilled for seven months while Barack Hussein Obama concentrates on other important concerns. Like blaming the Bush administration for everything that Barack Hussein Obama does not plan to fix while in office (but may later claim credit for fixing). Which is interesting, because Barack Hussein Obama has appointed as his new advisor, an individual who held the same position for the Bush administration. I guess this is the kind of change you must believe in if you voted for Barack Hussein Obama.

Science: The Improved Method Of Making Lies Believable.

http://www.crn.com/mobile/222002944;jsessionid=X501XCZPECF2DQE1GHRSKH4ATMY32JVN
Texting While Driving Still Isn't Safe: Study

After seeing all the Global Warming fraudsters and hypocrites who call themselves scientists, is it possible to believe any scientific study?

I don't know.

Unfortunately, many people who used to believe that science was a process where truth was discovered, have found out otherwise. These days, science seems to only exist to prove as truth any lie a politician supports.

So what are we left with?

The only scientific studies that seem believable are on subjects so trivial that most people don't care about them. Or studies that seem to prove something that only a politician could dispute the truth of.

I believe that texting while driving is unsafe. I don't think any sane or ration person could believe otherwise. However, considering how many people believe in Global Warming, I am wondering if we are in short supply of sane and rational people. In which case, studies like this might actually serve a useful purpose.

I define texting while driving as:
the person texting is behind the steering wheel and the vehicle is moving.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Barack Hussein Obama Is A Liar And A Fraud!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091222/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/cb_cuba_us_obama
Top Cuban official says Obama lied in Copenhagen

Former Cuban President Fidel Castro, called Obama's speech in Copenhagen "deceitful, demagogic and full of ambiguities."

Cuba's foreign minister called President Barack Obama an "imperial and arrogant" liar.

I wonder?

Does this mean that it is time for Barack Hussein Obama to go back to Cuba again, to his good friend Fidel Castro, and apologize for being an American and apologize for America's existence?

After all, it is important for Barack Hussein Obama to be friends with people and countries that hate America and hate Americans.

Health Care Bill Is The Miracle Cure Of The Ages!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091222/ap_on_bi_ge/us_health_care_overhaul
Obama praises health care bill as it nears passage

... the Senate's health care bill will make a "tremendous difference for families, for seniors, for businesses and for the country as a whole," President Barack Obama said Monday.

Barack Hussein Obama elaborated by saying that any family with a job won't be able to afford health insurance, but won't have to worry as his economic recovery plan will end up destroying all jobs that employ people with families. Seniors won't need to worry about health care, as they will be counseled about what their early death benefits will do for themselves as well as for the country. And all the businesses that are NOT too big to fail, will fail, thus allowing the government to manage the health insurance the way it is supposed to work.

In addition, Barack Hussein Obama also said that the new health care bill would bring rain to deserts, and sunshine to swamps, cure global warming and create peace on earth and goodwill towards all mankind. As the bill spends billions on pork barrel projects, it will help balance the budget. Even though none of the bill will start to take effect during the president's lifetime, it is critical that it get crammed down our throats without delay. And there will be no dangerous side effects from the health care bill.

Contest Proves Hackers Smarter Than Government.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/12/21/cyber.challenge.hackers/?iref=polticker
Cyber Challenge tests nation's top hackers

Why doesn't the government hire computer hackers that know what they are doing? Is it because the average government official doesn't know what he is doing? Is it because you are required to check your brains at the door to work for any government official or organization? Is it because the government doesn't actually care about results, they only care that you look nice and show up on time?

Whatever the reason, just be glad the government is full of incompetent and corrupt people who have a vested interest in preventing the system from working the way they claim it is supposed to.

Democrats Claim Accepting Bribes From Special Interest Groups Is Normal.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/12/21/price-right-payoffs-senators-typical-health-care/
The Price Is Right? Payoffs for Senators Typical in Health Care Bill

Democrats are upset at being singled out for accepting bribes to vote for Barack Hussein Obama's Health Care Deform Bill. Democrats claim that accepting bribes is standard operating procedure for getting any legislation passed in Washington. Democrats claim that whether they are accepting payoffs from the President of the United States, or from sleazy back room operators, this is normal and should not be questioned. In fact, it should not even be reported. After all, democracy works best when performed under the covers of darkness where there is no public scrutiny.

Aren't you glad this is the kind of person pretending to act in your best interests in Washington D.C. (District of Criminals) and in other political offices around the country?

Use A Snowball, Get Shot.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8423705.stm
US policeman 'draws gun' at Washington snowball fight

Inspired by the American standard, more violence is better, a police office approached a snowball fight with his gun drawn.

After all, if you had a gun, wouldn't you display it to people who had thrown a snowball at your car?

No?

Then I guess you need special police training to think that pulling a gun at a snowball fight is an appropriate response.

Scientists Prove That Too Much Alcohol Makes You Drunk.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wirestory?id=9375917&page=1
Hangover Impairs Judgment in Young Adults

Let's see. People have been drinking to excess for centuries. It is now 2009. Someone finally did a study to see if young adults with hangovers have their judgment impaired? What is next? Do hangovers impair the judgment of older adults? Do hangovers impair the judgment of children?

Since studies like these are usually funded by the government, maybe we can get a study to prove that paying higher taxes is good for individuals and businesses. Maybe we can get a study to prove that when politicians are given bribes they don't perform special favors for the people bribing them.

Special studies have already proven that global warming supporters are hypocrites and liars.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Global Warming Causes Worst Snow Storms In 15 Years!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8423851.stm
Eurostar trains modified overnight to undergo tests

The recent winter storms are so bad, that the trains that used to be able to run in the tunnel between England and France have had to cancel their runs. Evidently too much snow was causing a problem. This is the worst snow they have had in 15 years.

Don't you find it interesting that in the midst of all the hot air about global warming, we are having some of the worst winter weather in a long time?

World Leader Antonio Villaraigosa Spends Money Like It Was Carbon Credits.

http://mayor.lacity.org/Issues/Environment/COP15/index.htm
L.A. At The Climate Conference

Mayor Villaraigosa, the leader of the country of ???

Mayor Villaraigosa, the leader of the state of ???

Mayor Villaraigosa, the leader(?) of the city of Los Angeles, who is well know for having sexual relations with any female who will agree to it, and who is well known for finding myriads of excuses for why he needs to flee the city he is mayor of, has found yet another excuse to vacation around the world at taxpayer expense. For the mere cost of slightly over $100,000 for his one week away from home, the mayor felt it was worth his time and taxpayers money to visit various cities in Europe on his way to and from the climate change conference. As the world leader that he is (at least in his own mind), and the global warming expert that he is (at least in his own mind), he felt his conversations with leaders of countries would be valuable.

I am sure the foreign leaders were impressed. With the ability of American politicians to waste money on foreign vacations, and screw the people they are supposed to look out for.

The Economy Must Be Improving Or How Could We Afford To Pay For The Millions Being Added To The Food Stamp Program.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34479801/ns/business-personal_finance/
Nearly 10 million people have been added to rolls since December 2007

The economy must be improving.

How else could the government afford to be paying out additional millions in benefits to the unemployed.

Oh wait.

The government can't afford to pay out the additional benefits. That is why they are raising taxes.

At least we can take comfort that since the economy has been saved, new employment opportunities will be returning some time in the next few years (or decades). Although I don't remember them promising those new jobs would be located in this country.

Human Caused Global Warming Experts Agree. Killing All Humans Will Reduce Carbon Footprint.

http://www.canada.com/technology/Experts+tackle+three+climate+questions/2364077/story.html
Experts tackle three climate questions

While the Global Warming fraudsters mealy mouth around their final solution, there can be no misunderstanding them.

Keep in mind, that with larger food supplies, and better health care, the number of humans on the planet keep increasing.

No matter what bogus solutions they come up with to oppress the humans with, the increasing number of humans will render any of their short term fixes useless in the long term.

The real bottom line.

If humans have caused global warming, then the number of humans must be reduced.

What is interesting is that most of the big name politicians who claim to be concerned with global warming, have a larger carbon footprint than most third world countries. None of them seem willing to give up any of their private jets, stretch limos, vacation homes around the world, ... So does that mean they consider themselves above the law? Or does that mean that they don't consider themselves human and don't believe they exhale carbon dioxide?

Democrats Accept Bribes. Republicans Want Their Share.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/12/20/nelson-accused-selling-vote-health-nebraska-pay/
Nelson Accused of Selling Vote on Health Bill for Nebraska Pay-Off

News stories like this are difficult to read without falling down laughing.

This particular story claims that one Democrat accepted a bribe to vote for the Health Care Deform Bill. They are talking like this is a bad thing. They are talking like they are offended by this. They are talking like no politician ever accepted a bribe.

What makes this so amusing, is that it is difficult to find a politician who hasn't accepted a bribe. In fact, I think it is safe to say that most politicians run for office on the assumption that they will be able to augment their earnings by accepting bribes and acting against the interests of the voters who elected them.

Keep in mind, that as a citizen, it is a crime to sell your vote.

However, it is not a crime for a politician who has been elected to tell the voters, screw you, I don't believe anything I said to get elected and I will work vigorously to oppose all ideals I previously claimed to support.

We have the best politicians money can buy. Unfortunately, the American public is not as organized as the special interest groups, so they can't afford to buy a politician to represent them.

How can you tell when you see honest politician? They stay bought!

How can you tell when a politician lies? The lips move!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Teachers: Touch A Child Inappropriately, Get Tenure In Los Angeles

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/education/la-me-teacher-tenure20-2009dec20,0,7941463,full.story
Low bar for lifetime job in L.A. schools

The Los Angeles Unified School District has a plan to improve education. Give all employees raises. Teachers and administrators. Oh. And hire any incompetent hack who can manage to show up to collect a paycheck.

The Los Angeles Unified School District has screening and enforcement procedures that are so good, that a male teacher who inappropriately touched a female student while still on probation, was given tenure. Of course, after being notified multiple times over the years, the School District decided to try to fire that teacher. 7 years and $2 million after making that decision, the teacher is still on salary (although no longer teaching) and the School District is still no closer to firing this teacher.

Don't you wonder how much worse it would be if the School District didn't care about students? Don't you wonder if you could tell the difference?

California is the 46th happiest state in the country.

http://www.webmd.com/news/20091217/southern-states-are-the-happiest
Southern States Are the Happiest

This is proof positive that driving businesses out of the state with higher taxes and massive regulations, attacking job holders with higher taxes, encouraging homeless and jobless immigrants (legal and illegal), providing a substandard education to all (regardless of immigration status), ... are all having the desired effect.

Welcome to California. The 46th happiest state in the country.

Iran Promises To Only Fire Nuclear Missiles At Israel.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-fg-iran-nukes19-2009dec19,0,7352777.story
Iran tries to ease worries over missile test

Iran claims they will not shoot any missiles at the United States.

They will only shoot their nuclear missiles at any country that allows individuals to criticize Iranian leaders, or allows individuals to criticize Muslim terrorists, or any country that is not ruled by a Muslim leader.

The Ayatollah proclaimed his support for the Muslim leader of the United States and the DemonCrats who support him. He also issued death threats to any republicans who oppose Barack Hussein Obama.

So you can rest assured that Iran only has peaceful intentions for their nuclear bombs and their mid-range missiles.

Friday, December 18, 2009

California Plan To Reduce Unemployment Rate. Force All Job Seekers To Give Up Looking.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-cal-jobs19-2009dec19,0,189608.story
California's unemployment rate shrinks - but so does the number of jobs

Evidently, when enough people give up looking for work, this is considered a drop in the unemployment rate.

Isn't the government amazing when they come up with their calculations.

So, if ignoring people who have given up looking for work improves the unemployment rates, then I have a modest proposal. Why don't we force the few remaining California businesses to close or leave the state. Then all we need to do is keep going for a few years until all the unemployed have given up any hope of getting a job, and we will have reduced the unemployment to zero.

Of course, we will have millions on welfare, but they won't count against unemployment.

Unemployment problem solved.

Don't you just love government logic!