The U.N. Announces We Must Kill All People.

http://www1.voanews.com/english/news/environment/UN-chief-climate-Copenhagen-08DEC09--78785532.html
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Since everybody knows that people cause global warming, the solution is obvious, kill all the people causing global warming. Since politicians with their private jets, and stretch limousines are necessary to oversee the policy, they must be immune to this policy. Therefore it remains up to the rest of us to die (or if you are reluctant, to be killed) to help save the planet.

Only then will the watermelon (green on the outside, red on the inside) heads be happy.