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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Politician screws staff member, all the while screwing the country.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB126001332845378399.html?mod=rss_Today%27s_Most_Popular
Baucus Nominated Girlfriend for U.S. Attorney

Like most married politicians who can't keep their hands off their office staff, Senator Max Baucus claims he didn't start the relationship until after his marriage failed. Like most politicians you can't believe anything they say. So it is very likely that the marriage ended because the Honorable(?) Senator was fooling around with either a lobbyist or a staff member. And like most politicians, the Senator then recommends his girlfriend for a position in government. After all, he needs to pay her back for getting caught.

But not to worry. Like any typical politician he is capable of multitasking. As a Democrap, not only will he be screwing the country with his support for any Health Care Deform bill or Crap and Tax bill that works it way through the senate, he will also be screwing his girlfriend (staff).

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