3 hurt in pipeline blast in Texas Panhandle
A natural gas pipeline exploded Tuesday in northern Texas, injuring at least three people, a spokeswoman for the Lipscomb County Sheriff's Office told CNN.
Barack Hussein Obama held a news conference to place the blame on this leak and explosion on the prior administration. Barack Hussein Obama announced a moratorium on the pumping of any fluid of any kind in any pipes on the continental United States. Barack Hussein Obama stated this is only a temporary safety measure until it can be determined who is to blame for this explosion, and what federal regulatory agency can be exonerated for allowing this to happen. Until then, the American people must be punished because they depended on natural gas, and thus encouraged the explosion to happen.
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