United Nations Sanctions.

http://www.jpost.com/IranianThreat/News/Article.aspx?id=177972
Iran: Sanctions are trash

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad responded Wednesday to the sanctions passed at the UN Security Council meeting, saying they were "worthless" and should only go into "the trash bin," in a report cited by Bloomberg News.

Dateline: United Nations, April 1, 2020

The United Nations issued more sanctions against Iran for firing nuclear missiles against the newest Muslim nation, Italy. Again. This is the 51st time that Iran has fired nuclear missiles against some foreign aggressors. The is the 154th time the United Nations has issued sanctions against Iran for enriching uranium beyond what is needed for medical reasons. And for building nuclear devices. And for firing nuclear missiles against foreign infidel aggressors.

An Iranian official responded by saying that their rockets were not aimed at Italy. They claimed that their target was France. However, since the Mullah of Italy was refusing to follow the orders of the Mullah of Iran, that makes Italy a reasonable target for the ethnic cleansing they (and all other infidels) so richly deserve. The Iranian official continued, stating that since that time, they have now armed the peoples army of Hamas and Al-Qaeda, who are also fighting against agression for their homelands. The Iranian official ended his news conference expressing hope that the new nuclear powers will be admitted to the United Nations where they will soon be able to use words as well as nuclear devices to fight for their right to kill all infidels.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Democrats Having A Blast In Texas.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/06/08/texas.pipeline.explosion/
3 hurt in pipeline blast in Texas Panhandle

A natural gas pipeline exploded Tuesday in northern Texas, injuring at least three people, a spokeswoman for the Lipscomb County Sheriff's Office told CNN.

Barack Hussein Obama held a news conference to place the blame on this leak and explosion on the prior administration. Barack Hussein Obama announced a moratorium on the pumping of any fluid of any kind in any pipes on the continental United States. Barack Hussein Obama stated this is only a temporary safety measure until it can be determined who is to blame for this explosion, and what federal regulatory agency can be exonerated for allowing this to happen. Until then, the American people must be punished because they depended on natural gas, and thus encouraged the explosion to happen.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Government Panel Determines More Regulation Necessary For Freedom.

http://health.usnews.com/health-news/diet-fitness/diet/articles/2010/06/08/fda-needs-food-safety-overhaul-report.html
FDA Needs Food Safety Overhaul: Report

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) isn't equipped to handle problems with the food supply and is in need of a major revamping, a government panel of experts reported Tuesday.

The government panel of experts reported that the F.D.A. is not doing enough to make sure that all food produced in the United States is infected with deadly diseases. For the F.D.A. to be more effective, they will need even more armed jackbooted thugs to interfere with farms and food processing plants. Not until every agent has the ability to shut down any farm or food processing plant that won't pay their taxes / fees / bribes to keep going will the United States be as vulnerable as is necessary for any socialist utopia to be possible. Until then, North Korea, Cuba and other socialist workers paradises will be the leading lights on this planet. But I have faith in American ingenuity that we will be able to surpass them in our quest to inflict pain and suffering on the largest group of people this planet has ever seen.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

No Limited Oil Drilling Here!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/03/AR2010060302738.html
Interior Dept. denies it has extended drilling freeze to shallow gulf waters

The Interior Department denied that it has extended a drilling freeze to shallow waters of the Gulf of Mexico, contradicting an e-mail written earlier Thursday by the Minerals Management Service's supervisor of field operations for the Gulf of Mexico.

Barack Hussein Obama held a press conference to explain his position on oil drilling. He stated that he is not in favor of limiting drilling. In fact, this press conference was to announce his new expanded oil drilling policy. In spite of opposition from the "Green Party" and his Mullah, he is opening up oil drilling in all locations that are more than 10,000 feet above sea level. This plan will encourage development of alternative energy sources and provide independence from mid-east oil.

In order to make this new plan work, Barack Hussein Obama will need to create a new "Green Energy" czar. The new enforcement arm of the new czar will be the new "Green Energy Army". The new "Green Energy Army" will also help kick start the economy by creating many much needed jobs for the violent felons getting early release to help balance the budget. This army will be armed and dangerous to prevent any future oil leaks. If an oil leak happens anyway, the "Green Energy Army" will have the authority and ability to immediately punish any oil company, or anyone associated with an oil company. The "Green Energy Army" will also oversee the criminalization of oil importation by pipes, boats or trains.

When questioned why his minions and henchmen previously announced the limitation of oil drilling, Barack Hussein Obama responded in the manner expected of all great leaders. Barack Hussein Obama proclaimed that he misspoke what the audience misunderstood. He ranted that the racist media were always twisting his words. He complained that it was all Bush's fault. He stated that Muslims were not terrorists and we should always welcome armed burqua wearing proselytes into our homes. He then continued to speak for half an hour, completely baffling the audience, and putting some of them to sleep. Barack Hussein Obama then announced that if anyone asked that question again, his new "Green Energy Army" would have the questioner taken out and shot for subversive activities.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

What Is The World Coming To When The State Has To Let A Wrongfully Convicted Innocent man Out Of Prison.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/05/24/life.after.prison/
Man wrongfully imprisoned for decades happy to start relearning life

Meeting 54-year-old James Bain, the one thing that stands out is that the smile never seems to leave his face. He appears happy and positive, and the bitterness that might be buried inside a man who was wrongly sent to prison for 35 years is nowhere to be found.

Florida law enforcement and justice system officials (on the condition of anonymity) stated how upset they were that all their hard work at convicting an innocent man should be reversed. Officials stated that it takes slightly less work to convict an innocent man than a guilty man. Officials continued explaining that promotions and raises are based on convictions, therefore, more convictions are better for their career. Officials vowed to not let this minor setback effect their ability to do their jobs. Officials reiterated their position that there are still plenty of innocent people in prison serving time for crimes they didn't commit. And unless some meddling organizations is willing to investigate the crimes harder than the government, the innocents will continue to serve their terms.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Obama Agrees With Calderon, United States Has No Right To Regulation Immigration.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100519/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_us_mexico/print
Obama, Calderon pledge solidarity as issues mount

Looming over Calderon's state visit is Arizona's controversial immigration law, which makes it a crime under state law to be in the U.S. illegally. Facing pressure at home, Calderon took on the law directly Wednesday, saying it encourages discrimination. He called for the U.S. and Mexico to work together to solve the complex, politically sensitive immigration issue.

Mexican President Felipe Calderon recently met with Barack Hussein Obama.

Mexican President Felipe Calderon called Barack Hussein Obama a racist thug, a capitalist pig and a warmonger. Barack Hussein Obama responded with a low bow, a big smile and a handshake and announced that this was an important moment that two world leaders such as themselves could get along so well. Barack Hussein Obama then whispered in the ear of President Calderon that while Michele Obama didn't like the United States until B.O. was elected, B.O. stated that he still doesn't like the United States or any of the residents.

Mexican President Felipe Calderon continued his diatribe against Barack Hussein Obama and the United States. Mexican President Felipe Calderon blames Barack Hussein Obama for the horrible economic conditions in Mexico that have caused millions of peons to flee the peoples utopia of Mexico for the racist hellhole of the United States. Mexican President Felipe Calderon stated that the United State is racist for discriminating against alien invaders. He continued that in Mexico they don't do anything as extreme as asking for papers. They just throw alien invaders in prison and throw away the key. Trials are not necessary, as any gringo that wants to bribe his way out of prison has the freedom to do so.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Students Protest Invasion Of Privacy.

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,593176,00.html
Berkeley Students Asked to Submit DNA Samples

For the first time, school officials will be including cotton swabs for a DNA test, KTVU.com reported. The students will be asked to voluntarily submit a DNA sample, which one professor said will ultimately help students make decisions about their diet and lifestyle.

An anonymous student was interviewed about the change in school policy that requires students to provide their DNA to the school to be able to attend the school. The anonymous student is quoted as saying there is nothing wrong legal citizens of the United States having to provide the state with D.N.A. samples, fingerprints, a birth certificate, or any other form of ID in order to attend school. This is not an invasion of privacy.

The anonymous student then complained about the ancestry and intelligence of the reporter. In the middle of berating the reporter for a complete lack of understanding the situation, the student said he was late for an appointment. It seems the anonymous student had to rush off to a demonstration in support of alien invaders. The student didn't want to be late, as most of the firebombs and breaking of store windows are planned for early in the demonstration. It seems that any alien invader who is caught committing a crime should not be question about any other crime, including the crime of invading the United States. To do so is racist, and an infringement on the freedom and rights of the alien invaders.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Obama Helps Defeat Democratic Candidate

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100519/ap_on_el_se/us_pennsylvania_senate/print
Senate race in Pa. will be about jobs, economy

The vote also was a defeat for President Barack Obama, whose support Specter received when he abandoned the Republican Party last year.

Barack Hussein Obama who does NOT care about jobs or the economy campaigned for Republican-turned-Democrat U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter who switched from republican to democrat because he doesn't care about jobs and the economy. The loss was a complete surprise to Barack Hussein Obama who is currently employed destroying jobs and the economy. Barack Hussein Obama and his press corps (which include all mass media outlets) castigated the American public for not supporting his scorched earth policy. Barack Hussein Obama, through his press corps, explained once again that he cannot remake the United States into the socialist workers paradise that he was elected to do until he has rubbed out any last vestige of capitalism and freedom. Barack Hussein Obama once again complained that because the founding fathers didn't put anything in the constitution or the bill of rights about sharing the wealth, this makes his job that much harder. Barack Hussein Obama once again complained that the prior leaders of this freedom loving capitalist country didn't do anywhere near enough to restrict freedom and capitalism. In spite of all the hardships he is encountering, Barack Hussein Obama still believes that the United States can become the workers paradise that North Korea is. Barack Hussein Obama has vowed that he will continue to support all democrats, as well as anybody else, that supports his vision for a better future for the elite ruling class that all socialist countries have.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Federal Government Threatens To Stop Poisoning Students Through The School Lunch Program.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2010/05/15/us_to_raise_standards_for_school_beef/
US to raise standards for school beef

Ground beef purchased by the federal government for school cafeterias will have to meet higher safety standards by July, officials said yesterday.

A spokesperson announced that after decades of bribes and kickbacks, the federal government is thinking of no longer purchasing tainted and spoiled meat byproducts for school food programs. The Agriculture Department insisted that despite the unclean record of the Agricultural Marketing Service, that the federal government really and truly is thinking about providing healthy food for the school lunch program. Really, really. The spokesperson for the Agriculture Department stated that the same trainers who taught the S.E.C. to watch porn, and the oil regulators to watch oil spills, will supply the same care and concern in creating a skin thin veneer for the new, safer, healthier food program. A spokesperson for the federal government insisted that even though they will no longer poison the bodies of students, they would never stop poisoning the minds of students.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Obama Blames Bush For Senate Hearings.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/05/14/obama-outline-new-rules-providing-permits-oil-drilling/
Obama Says System 'Failed Badly' in Oil Spill, Calls Hearings 'Ridiculous Spectacle'

A clearly frustrated President Obama on Friday said that the system for preventing accidents like the April 20 oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico "failed badly," while calling the "blame game" among oil executives at Senate hearings this week "a ridiculous spectacle."

In a recent speech, Barack Hussein Obama blamed Bush for the "Ridiculous Spectacle" in the senate hearing. Barack Hussein Obama whined that B.P., Transoceans and Halliburton should not be allowed to play the blame game. Barack Hussein Obama sniveled that since he played the blame game first, nobody else should be allowed to do it. Barack Hussein Obama moaned that if B.P., Transoceans and Halliburton didn't stop playing the blame game, then he would send in the Department of Homeland Security and S.W.A.T. teams to prevent any further blaming at the hearings. Barack Hussein Obama whimpered that this is all Bush's fault, and that hearings need to be held to prove who is really to blame for all the problems that are happening.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Top Senators Introduce Incomprehensible Energy Bill.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/05/12/senate.energy.bill/
Top senators introduce comprehensive energy bill

On climate change, the 987-page bill seeks escalating reductions in greenhouse gas emissions in coming decades that match the levels set as goals by the Obama administration and contained in a separate House energy bill passed last year.

Senators John Kerry, D-Massachusetts, and Joe Lieberman, an independent from Connecticut held a press conference where they praised Barack Hussein Obama for making the 2,400 page Health Care Deform bill the most incomprehensible bill ever proposed, supported and passed by any politician. The partners in crime (Kerry and Lieberman) also praised Speaker Nancy Pelosi (“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, ...") for doing her part to convince politicians that their job is NOT to understand what they vote for. In fact, their job is to vote for bills they don't understand.

Keeping this in mind, the partners in crime (Kerry and Lieberman) were modest about their own 987 page bill to destroy the economy and the environment. The partners in crime (Kerry and Lieberman) figured that whether their bill was more or less comprehensible than the Health Care Deform bill, it wouldn't matter as long as it was half as many pages. And at 987 pages (less than half the number of pages of the Health Care Deform Bill), no politician will have time to read the bill much less understand it. So the partners in crime (Kerry and Lieberman) have high hopes that their bill would be twice as likely to pass.

Now all the partners in crime (Kerry and Lieberman) need is the Barack Hussein Obama propaganda machine to lie about the contents and the effect of the bill and they will have an easy time passing this obamnation of a bill.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Patriotism Is Racist And Unamerican.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/06/california-students-sent-home-wearing-flags-cinco-mayo/
California Students Sent Home for Wearing U.S. Flags on Cinco de Mayo

Administrators at a California high school sent five students home on Wednesday after they refused to remove their American flag T-shirts and bandannas -- garments the school officials deemed "incendiary" on Cinco de Mayo.

Barack Hussein Obama congratulated the Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, California for punishing students wearing American flags.

Barack Hussein Obama reiterated his position that it is offensive for any American to show respect for America or for the American flag at any time. That is why Barack Hussein Obama bows down to every foreign official he meets. That is why Barack Hussein Obama appointed Janet Napolitano as the head of the Department of Homeland Security. Barack Hussein Obama stated that it is not every American who can with a straight face proclaim that retired American military are more of a threat to this nation than anti-American armed Muslim terrorists are. Barack Hussein Obama stated that if the ONLY thing he manages to accomplish while in office is to get a bipartisan majority of this country to show the same contempt that he feels towards America, then he will have succeeded and he can be proud of his legacy.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Mullah Obama Visits Rev. Graham

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/25/AR2010042502947.html
President pays visit to Rev. Graham

President Obama arrived at the Rev. Billy Graham's mountaintop log cabin Sunday afternoon, making a brief visit to the 91-year-old evangelist who has been a spiritual adviser to presidents for seven decades.

Barack Hussein Obama felt it was necessary to bestow a personal visit on the former spiritual adviser to presidents. Barack Hussein Obama explained why Rev. Billy Graham's services were no longer necessary. Since the United States is a nation with a Muslim ruler, only Muslim spiritual advisers are welcome in the Red House. Infidels are no longer welcome. However, any time the Rev. Bill Graham is willing to convert to the one true religion, Islam, he will be welcomed back to the Red House.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

[Islam] Death Threats Proof Of Peaceful Intentions.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2010-04-21-south-park-muslim-group_N.htm
Muslim group warns 'South Park' creators of death

A radical Muslim group has warned the creators of South Park that they could face violent retribution for depicting the prophet Muhammad in a bear suit during last week's episode.

A radical Muslim group (one of many) warned that any non-fawning depictions of their religion and their culture should result in many deaths.

Because they are a "peaceful" group, this radical Muslim group warned their followers against carrying out murderous attacks on the South Park creators (or friends or neighbors or strangers) because Islam is a religion of "peace".

In an effort to give the impression that they will not do anything that violates their "peaceful" intentions, this radical Muslim group posted the following information on their web site.

This radical Muslim group posted home addresses, work addresses, favorite restaurants, favorite stores, ... of the South Park creators. This radical Muslim group also posted detailed photographs, and directions to avoid ending up at any place where the South Park creators are know to frequent. This radical Muslim group posted instructions on how to make weapons out of materials found at any hardware store (along with directions for stores in the area where the South Park Creators are know to frequent). This radical Muslim group also posted addresses and locations of all gun shops in the area as well.

The radical Muslim stated they posted this information so that all the faithful would know exactly what "not" to do to avoid harming the infidels who insulted their religion and culture.

The Muslim-in-chief and the rest of the liberal, democratic, politically correct media applauded the "peaceful" response to this most appalling attack on their religion and culture by insensitive decadent capitalistic pig dogs.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Senate Congratulates Watchdog Organization For Not Doing It's Job.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/16/AR2010041604720.html
In Washington Mutual Case, senator says OTS was 'watchdog with no bite'

In a testy exchange with senators Friday, the former head of the Office of Thrift Supervision denied that his agency fostered a cozy relationship with Washington Mutual that tempered oversight of the Seattle thrift and ultimately resulted in the largest bank failure in U.S. history.

The senate whitewash of the Washington Mutual bank failure is proceeding on schedule.

Former O.T.S. (Office of Thrift Supervision or is that Off Taking Swag) director John M. Reich denied any wrong doing when confronted by the senate for his misfeasance and malfeasance while in office. His cry of "I was only following orders" has gotten may politicians out of problems in the past and should continue to serve the political (criminal) class for years to come.

Since all the senators running this investigation were "only following orders" when they passed the Health Care Deform bill without reading it, they have determined that there can be no basis for holding any government official personally responsible for not doing their job.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Bernanke Promises Economic Recovery Before The next Millennium

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9F2V1881&show_article=1
'Significant amount of time' needed for job recovery: Bernanke+

Federal Reserve Board Chairman Ben Bernanke on Wednesday warned against optimism over the nation's economic recovery, saying "a significant amount of time will be required" to create 8.5 million jobs that have been lost during the past years in recession.

In his latest press release (or was it his testimony before the Joint Economic Committees of Congress-he is just as dishonest in both) Federal Reserve Board Chairman Ben Bernanke (an unindicted co-conspirator for destroying the American economy) pontificated on why it is unimportant that the economic recovery allowed the loss of millions of jobs, caused millions of people to lose their homes and caused the failure of millions of businesses.

Ben Bernanke continued saying that he would be willing to continue to accept bribes from the democratic party to maintain the current job killing economy and pretend that he cares about the economy and is doing something about it.

Ben Bernanke promised that he is willing to stay in office until all the jobs he destroyed with his previous policies are recovered. Even if it takes decades. Even if it takes centuries. Even if the economy never recovers. He is willing to hand down this job to his children and their children and their children's children in an effort to save the American economy.

Ben Bernanke concluded his rambling diatribe by reminding congress that no matter how bad this minor economic upset looks, it really is minor and not worth worrying about. And that if everyone will just be patient, soon enough everyone will believe that there is nothing that can be done about the situation and people will learn to live in the new socialist order.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Another Democrat Refuses To Run For Reelection But Denies Being Afraid Of The Public After Voting For Health Care Deform.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100409/ap_on_el_ho/us_stupak_retiring
Michigan's Stupak, a tea party target, is retiring

Rep. Bart Stupak, an anti-abortion Democrat targeted for defeat by tea party activists for his crucial role in securing House approval of the health care overhaul, said Friday he would retire from Congress this year.

In a press release, Democratic Representative Bart Stupak announced his retirement from politics.

His statement in part said that he was tired of all the hookers, drugs, bribes and mistresses. He is tired of government paid junkets and vacations around the world while pretending to work. He is tired of all the other fringe benefits that are a part of the day to day political life (but can't be mentioned in a public announcement).

However, he will also miss being able to negatively impact his constituents and the whole country. He went on to say that after helping pass the Health Care Deform bill, any other bill to restrict freedom and destroy the economy of the United States will be anticlimactic. Therefore he can leave office knowing that there is nothing left that anyone can do to fix the problems he is leaving and thus his legacy is secure.

And like all the recent democratic politicians, he also stated that he was not afraid of losing his bid for reelection. That the massive unrest among the majority of the public has nothing to do with his recent decision to leave politics.

He mentioned something about missing someone he regularly used to have sex with. It wasn't a mistress or housekeeper or a hooker, or an intern, but someone you don't have to pay to have sex with. Someone you have kids with. Oh yeah. His wife.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Government Motors (G.M.) Ready For It's Semi-Annual Stimulus (Bailout) Funding Increase.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/07/AR2010040701922.html
General Motors posts $4.3B loss

As C.E.O. and chief strategist of Government Motors (G.M.) Barack Hussein Obama announced a minor setback for his company. As part of his announcement, Barack Hussein Obama stated that there is nothing to worry about. There has never been a government department that has been shut down for failing to live within it's budget. Government Motors (G.M.) may be the newest department of the federal government, but it won't get any special treatment. If it can't live within it's budget, the American people will just have to pay higher taxes to allow the federal government to increase the budget of Government Motors (G.M.)

Federal economists agreed with Barack Hussein Obama. They went on to state that Government Motors (G.M.) is an important part of the economy and country. Government Motors (G.M.) is too big to fail. It doesn't matter if anybody ever buys another car from Government Motors (G.M.). The success or failure of Government departments can not be measured the same way you would measure the success or failure of any private business. Federal economists went on to state that once all the other automobile manufacturers on the planet have failed (or been forced out of business, or tariff rates hiked to where the cars become unaffordable) then sales will pick up for Government Motors (G.M.) cars and will prove that taking over Government Motors (G.M.) was good for the company, the government and the American people.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

California Claims Governmental Accounting Rules Allow For Half-Trillion Dollar Shortfall.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/07/business/07pension.html
Analysis of California Pensions Finds Half-Trillion-Dollar Gap

Calpers challenged the research, saying it was “out of sync with governmental accounting rules and actuarial standards of practice.”

Calpers went on to say that honesty and integrity have no place in government, and especially not in "governmental accounting practices". Calpers went on to praise the late, great Charles Ponzi, who invented the "governmental accounting practices" (which were named after him and are known as Ponzi Scheme) currently in use by the State of California. Calpers went on to say that there is nothing wrong with the current "governmental accounting practices" that can't be fixed by increasing the sales and gasoline tax to 100% and increasing the maximum income tax rate to 200%.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

Obama, "I Have A Plan".

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/04/obama-wants-to-lessen-the-threat-of-nuclear-weapons/1
Obama wants to lessen 'the threat of nuclear weapons'
Obama Wants To Lessen America's Ability To Defend Itself From Nuclear Attack.

President Obama says the Nuclear Posture Review his administration releases today is part of his long-term goal -- very long-term -- of a world without nuclear weapons.

Barack Hussein Obama proclaims "I have a plan."

A plan which will be fair to all terrorists and other unfriendly countries. A plan that allows terrorists and unfriendly nations to use whatever weapons of mass destruction they want to against the United States, and the United States will not retaliate. A plan that encourages terrorists and unfriendly nations to attack Americans any place on the planet Earth that they want to, and the United States will not retaliate. A plan that will do nothing to discourage or stop terrorists or unfriendly nations for planing attacks on America or American citizens.

Thus my plan will provide peace on earth and goodwill towards all mankind.

But in the unlikely event that any other nation doesn't agree with me, they need to remember that any treaty ratified or law passed by the United States is just a "god damned pieced of paper" and I can ignore it any time I want to.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."