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Showing posts with label iran. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

United States Offers To Help Iran Do Something Iran Doesn't Want To Do.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/09/AR2010020903848.html
U.S. unveils offer to help Iran purchase medical isotopes

Isn't politics a fun game?

Iran claims they are super enriching uranium (super enriched uranium can only be used for weapons) for peaceful purposes. You have to pretend to believe Iran. Then you need to offer normal enriched uranium Iran. Iran then refuses (because they never wanted normal uranium). Then you have to pretend to be surprised and upset about Iran's refusal. Then you have to pretend to do something about being upset (like issue a proclamation that you are upset). Then you have to try to think up a sanction that will not hurt them, but will allow you to pretend you are doing something about the issue (like we are doing with North Korea). Then, when China objects to sanctions against Iran, you have to pretend to be shocked and surprised (when this is what China is expected to do).

Then you have to pretend the subject is settled (when in actuality all you have done is make yourself look foolish for doing nothing).

Isn't the game of politics so much fun?

LATER THAT SAME DAY:
http://www.jpost.com/IranianThreat/News/Article.aspx?id=168315
'World moving fairly quickly on Iran'
As a defiant Iran began enriching uranium to a higher level on Tuesday, US President Barack Obama said the international community was “moving along fairly quickly” toward imposing new sanctions, and Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu called for crippling sanctions “right now.”

Barack Hussein Obama doees what he does best, make speeches that nobody listens to. Barack Hussein Obama said we will impose no sanction before their time.

China not only agreed with Barack Hussein Obama, but went even further stating we will impose no sanctions at all. After all, all this talking seems to be working so well, there is no reason why we should not continue talking.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Peace On Earth, Or Else!

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/world/middleeast/04iran.html
Iran Says It Sent Animals Into Space
Defense Minister Ahmad Vahidi said the space program was specifically for peaceful purposes and Iran would not tolerate “any unpeaceful use of space by any country,” the official IRNA news agency said.

Iran, that well know supporter of human (you are human if you: live in Iran, are male, are Muslim, and are supporter of terrorist) rights is now proclaiming their peaceful intentions in space. And warning the world that Iran is now prepared to defend to death any country that says otherwise.

Iran also reminded everyone that even though they have no nuclear power plants, that their development of nuclear fuel is for peaceful use.

Iran also reminded everyone that even though they have no wish to communicate with the godless masses (non-Muslims), the rocket is only for putting communications satellites in orbit.

Iran also reminded everyone that even though they have no interest in science, they are only building the nuclear fuel enrichment plants and rockets for scientific investigations.

Barack Hussein Obama (who hates to see any press conference where he is not talking) announced that if Iran drops any nuclear bombs on the United States, we will have to impose sanctions against the Iranians.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Show Respect Where Respect Is Due.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/01/23/saudi.arabia.lashes/?hpt=T2
Saudi schoolgirl sentenced to 90 lashes after assaulting headmistress

Back in April 2009 Barack Hussein Obama bowed when meeting the king of Saudi Arabia.

It is appropriate that Barack Hussein Obama shows respect for the ruler of a country where a girl who was raped gets sentenced to 200 lashes and 6 months in jail because she met and talked to a boy she didn't know.

It is appropriate that Barack Hussein Obama shows respect for the ruler of a country where a 75 year old woman gets sentenced to 40 lashes and four months in prison for having two unrelated men in her home.

It is appropriate that Barack Hussein Obama shows respect for the ruler of a country where a man gets sentenced to 1,000 lashes and 5 years in prison for talking about his sex life on television.

Which explains why Barack Hussein Obama shows no respect for America and the American people.