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Friday, February 5, 2010

The Perfect Communist Country.

http://www.slate.com/id/2243112/pagenum/all/#p2
A Nation of Racist Dwarfs
He guided me patiently around the ruined and starving country, explaining things away by means of a sort of denial mechanism and never seeming to lose interest in the gargantuan monuments to the world's most hysterical and operatic leader-cult.

The North Korean government run educational system works very well. It has done a good job of teaching the people racism, race arrogance, xenophobia and nationalist hysteria.
The United States and its partners make up in aid for the huge shortfall in North Korea's food production, but there is not a hint of acknowledgement of this by the authorities, who tell their captive subjects that the bags of grain stenciled with the Stars and Stripes are tribute paid by a frightened America to the Dear Leader.

The North Korean government is unable to produce enough food (or anything else) for the normal needs of their country and their people. So the United States (as well as other countries) provides food so that the the people won't revolt and overthrow their oppressive government.
Every child is told every day of the wonderful possibility of death by immolation in the service of the motherland and taught not to fear the idea of war, not even a nuclear one.

Which is why North Korea doesn't have electricity in 99.99 % of their homes, but it does have a nuclear industry for building bombs and rocket delivery systems to protect them from other countries.
Here are the two most shattering facts about North Korea. First, when viewed by satellite photography at night, it is an area of unrelieved darkness. Barely a scintilla of light is visible even in the capital city. Second, a North Korean is on average six inches shorter than a South Korean.

Obviously the perfect communist country. The leaders are so firmly entrenched in power, that the people can't even conceive of revolt (and any who do, are killed).

Thursday, February 4, 2010

What Can Obama Learn From North Korea?

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-fg-north-korea-economy3-2010feb03,0,6849184,full.story
North Korea's economic moves bring new misery
On Nov. 30, North Korea announced it would knock two zeros off its currency, the won, which was then trading on the black market at about 3,500 to the U.S. dollar.

People had just one week to trade in their money for new notes, and they were given a limit: Each family could exchange 100,000 old won for 1,000 new won, the equivalent of less than $30.

Any cash in excess of the limit would become invalid -- meaning life savings were being wiped out with the stroke of a pen.

Barack Hussein Obama can learn how to redistribute the wealth.

When you devalue the currency, and don't allow trade in of the old currency for the new currency, you have made a good start on making sure that all the proletariat have an equal amount of money. Although this is more like redistributing poverty, it is close enough for Barack Hussein Obama's purposes.
The shortages have been compounded by the regime's relentless crusade against private vendors. Until recently, people with enough money could procure a decent selection of food at the markets offering products from China, along with shoes, clothing, cosmetics and kitchenware.

But authorities crippled the markets by limiting them to four hours a day and permitting only women older than 40 to operate the stalls. (Men and younger women are supposed to work for state-owned enterprises.)

Barack Hussein Obama can learn how to prevent the accumulation of wealth.

One of the things you need to do is have the government take over ALL production. North Korea manages all production in the country, including food production. Millions of the proletariat starved to death. But that doesn't matter because the government was managing all production, and since this the communist ethic, therefor it must be good.

"The move late last year led to riots in some places," the Seoul-based newspaper JoongAng Daily quoted Won as saying. "But the North Korean government appears to have them now under control."

Barack Hussein Obama can learn how to make his plans acceptable to the people.

One of the things you need is a strong military. When the people start rioting, you need to be ruthless and kill who ever disagrees with you.

Follow these simple rules. And no matter how many proletariat you have to kill, you will have a successful communist dictatorship.