http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/07/AR2010040701922.html
General Motors posts $4.3B loss
As C.E.O. and chief strategist of Government Motors (G.M.) Barack Hussein Obama announced a minor setback for his company. As part of his announcement, Barack Hussein Obama stated that there is nothing to worry about. There has never been a government department that has been shut down for failing to live within it's budget. Government Motors (G.M.) may be the newest department of the federal government, but it won't get any special treatment. If it can't live within it's budget, the American people will just have to pay higher taxes to allow the federal government to increase the budget of Government Motors (G.M.)
Federal economists agreed with Barack Hussein Obama. They went on to state that Government Motors (G.M.) is an important part of the economy and country. Government Motors (G.M.) is too big to fail. It doesn't matter if anybody ever buys another car from Government Motors (G.M.). The success or failure of Government departments can not be measured the same way you would measure the success or failure of any private business. Federal economists went on to state that once all the other automobile manufacturers on the planet have failed (or been forced out of business, or tariff rates hiked to where the cars become unaffordable) then sales will pick up for Government Motors (G.M.) cars and will prove that taking over Government Motors (G.M.) was good for the company, the government and the American people.
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