Obama Says System 'Failed Badly' in Oil Spill, Calls Hearings 'Ridiculous Spectacle'
A clearly frustrated President Obama on Friday said that the system for preventing accidents like the April 20 oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico "failed badly," while calling the "blame game" among oil executives at Senate hearings this week "a ridiculous spectacle."
In a recent speech, Barack Hussein Obama blamed Bush for the "Ridiculous Spectacle" in the senate hearing. Barack Hussein Obama whined that B.P., Transoceans and Halliburton should not be allowed to play the blame game. Barack Hussein Obama sniveled that since he played the blame game first, nobody else should be allowed to do it. Barack Hussein Obama moaned that if B.P., Transoceans and Halliburton didn't stop playing the blame game, then he would send in the Department of Homeland Security and S.W.A.T. teams to prevent any further blaming at the hearings. Barack Hussein Obama whimpered that this is all Bush's fault, and that hearings need to be held to prove who is really to blame for all the problems that are happening.
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