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Showing posts with label education. Show all posts
Showing posts with label education. Show all posts

Sunday, June 13, 2010

I Want A Degree In High Heel Walking!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1067001/college-course-teaches-teens-to-walk-in-heels
College course teaches girls to walk in heel
A government-funded course that teaches teenage girls how to walk in high heels has raised eyebrows in London.

Why has a course for walking in high heels at a local college raised any eyebrows? It is not as if a college education currently has any value.

Over the years the goal of education has changed.

Before government took over, education was provided by and for individuals who wanted to better themselves, and make an impact on the world. After the government took over education, it was to create a class of incompetent, hopeless and corrupt slaves to labor under their slave masters orders, or be sent to the gulags for reeducation.

It was educated people who believed in freedom who created the United States in order to have a better life for themselves and their children. Unfortunately for the government, those are the kind of people that no government that wants to stay in power for any length of time can have as slaves citizens. If you believe that you can make a better life for yourself and your children, you are less likely to accept the abuses that government dishes out. You are more likely to stand up for your rights and fight for them. If the government can convert citizens into slaves, then the government can continue until it collapses from the greed and corrupt that this kind of system promotes. In case you have forgotten your American history (or are a college graduate, and therefore never learned), America was formed by people fleeing a repressive government.

I do have a few more questions and comments for you before ending this rant.

In California (and probably elsewhere), there are many students that can NOT read or write in ANY language!

How could a government that is facing bankruptcy, and the inability to supply welfare for the jobless and the alien invaders, come up with funding for a college class to teach walking in high heels?

How could any college, teachers or staff, allow their premises be used for teaching walking in high heels?

Why aren't the faculty and students rioting and looting and burning down that college and the town it is located in? In California, the students riot and loot and burn down local businesses for the "rights" of alien invaders to invade the United States and for the "rights" of Muslim terrorists to kill citizens in the United States and abroad.

Therefore, I believe that the government controlled education system is finally approaching the degree of success that it has been aiming for all along. Very soon, the only value a college degree will have is to wipe yourself after going to the bathroom.

Friday, June 4, 2010

The Los Angeles Unified School District To Teach That All Whites Are Racists.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/06/02/la-school-district-teaches-az-law-is-un-american/print
Los Angeles Students to Be Taught That Arizona Immigration Law Is Un-American
The Los Angeles Unified School District school board wants all public school students in the city to be taught that Arizona's new immigration law is un-American.

This makes sense to me.

The goal of the Los Angeles School system is to matriculate a sub-literate who is incapable of thinking. This is the kind of individual we need to fill our prisons and welfare offices. So these are the kinds of things that need to be taught in our schools.

The schools are already teaching "Intelligent Design". The schools are already teaching "Global Warming". What harm can there be in requiring schools to spend time teaching even more leftist propaganda disguised as truth. Maybe the schools can then teach that looting and rioting is an appropriate form of political protest. Heck, it is probably racist to require the Mexican Nationals getting their free education in the United States to learn to speak English. After all, we know that the real reason for the anger at the Arizona Alien Invader law is because it will delay giving back southwestern United States to Mexico.

Just think, if every left wing nut job is not able to inject his favorite insanity into the educational system, how can the democratic minority ever hope to win an election again?

Friday, April 2, 2010

Only The Best And The Brightest Get Elected To Political Office.

http://www.examiner.com/x-9259-Celebrity-Headlines-Examiner~y2010m4d2-Congressman-Hank-Johnson-worried-Guam-may-tip-over-video
Congressman Hank Johnson worried Guam may tip over (video)
Oh no! Guam may tip over and capsize, according to U.S. Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA). At a House Armed Services Committee meeting last week, Johnson was questioning Robert Willard, commander of the United States Pacific fleet about what effect the influx of Marines and their families would have on Guam.

I finally understand why the government demands exclusive control of mismanagement of the education system. If we didn't allow students who couldn't read or write or think to get diplomas, where would the next generation of politicians come from?

This explains a lot of things. Like why Barack Hussein Obama got elected president. Like why the Health Care Deform bill was passed. Like why corruption and incompetence is rewarded in the halls of congress and punished every where else.

After seeing and hearing a news story like this, I am concerned that politicians may decide that if they die in office, that is no reason not to let them continue representing their constituents and collecting their pay and retirement benefits. Whether that means the dead politicians will be representing their living or their dead constituents hardly matters. No politician has ever worked for the benefit of the people that voted him into office or for the benefit of the city or state or country he is supposed to represent. However, once a politician is dead, they will finally be able to follow the famous words "first do no harm".

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

As Part Of Health Care Deform, The Government Will Destroy The Student Loan Funding Program.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/03/obama-promotes-overlooked-chanes-/1
Obama promotes 'overlooked' changes to student loan program
President Obama said today an overlooked part of the new health care law will help Americans get a college education by lowering the costs of student loans.

Yup. It was real easy for the socialist democrats to overlook the student loan reform that was buried in the 2,400+ page document that is know as the Health Care Deform bill. Of course, it was buried in this 2,400+ page document so that the republicans wouldn't get any more ammunition (they already had too much) for their fight against the Health Care Deform bill (can someone explain to me what health care reform has to do with student loan reform).

As part of the Health Care Deform bill, the government claims that by spending more than 1 trillion dollars that the government doesn't have, the government will balance the budget and reduce overall spending.

So if you believe that bunch of hooey, it will be very easy to believe that this will also cause the cost of student loans to go down. Of course the federal government will have to create a unionized organization (think high wages and high retirement benefits) to spend lots of money on themselves in order to hand out funding to uneducated students who won't be able to pay back their student loans because they will not be able to graduate or get a job which will enable them to earn enough to pay them back.

The federal government, which is unable to point to a single government program that has ever functioned as intended or functioned efficiently, has now taken over the student loan process. This should help guarantee that illegal aliens who can't read or write in any language will take their place in federal institutions instead of academically qualified English speaking students.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Obama Promise: No Educational Future For Kids

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jVf6ZQg6sAlQ0H7BspbfOERBwtBAD9EDQAH00
Obama promise: Brighter education futures for kids

President Barack Obama is promising parents and their kids that with his administration's help they will have better teachers in improved schools so U.S. students can make up for academic ground lost against youngsters in other countries.


In his weekly fire snide chat, Barack Hussein Obama campaigned for better eduction for our children. Of course he doesn't mean that. Because a better educated populace would never have elected Barack Hussein Obama. And any hope for the communist party to stay in power, requires an uneducated populace. But Barack Hussein Obama needs to campaign for something to distract the populace from the great depression we are in the middle of, so this issue is as good as any other issue he has campaigned for since getting elected hypocrite-in-chief.

George W. Bush's "No Moron Child Left Behind" was a great success. Colleges are now forced to accept as students, high school graduates, who can not read or write. Previously students who could not read or write were not allowed to graduate from high school, much less be allowed to enter college.

Barack Hussein Obama thinks the schools have been doing such a good job of educating our children, that the schools should be allowed to continue to stay in charge of any changes to improve the current system. Once again this serves a dual purpose. When the expected improvements don't happen, Barack Hussein Obama can fall back on his other basic platform, blame this problem on George W. Bush.

Friday, March 12, 2010

School District To Fire All Teachers To Save Money.

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14660639
Redwood City School District issues pink slip notices to 140 employees
The Redwood City School District board unanimously voted Wednesday to notify 140 district employees — including a fifth of all the teachers — that they may lose their jobs after this school year.

Interesting.

Out of 140 possible layoffs, most of the people to be considered for termination, are teachers. I wonder why more bureaucrats and less teachers weren't considered? Do you think it could be to punish the students for their parents unwillingness to pay higher taxes?

Friday, February 19, 2010

We Don't Need No Education.

http://www.creators.com/opinion/john-stossel/education-too-important-for-a-government-monopoly.html
Education: Too Important for a Government Monopoly
When The Washington Post asked George Parker, head of the Washington, D.C., teachers union, about the voucher program there, he said: "Parents are voting with their feet. ... As kids continue leaving the system, we will lose teachers. Our very survival depends on having kids in D.C. schools so we'll have teachers to represent."

Which pretty much says it all. All the teachers are concerned with is their job. Which is obvious to any one who looks at the decades of incompetence and mismanagement in the school system.

Fewer and fewer students graduate each semester. The students that do graduate are less capable than the prior students. With the "No moron left behind" and other government polices designed to move students through the system, the emphasis on learning has fallen by the wayside. At this point in time, the colleges are so desperate to prove they are not racist, they are admitting students who can't read and write in any language. While this kind of education is adequate for a third world country (which we are rapidly becoming), it is completely inadequate for a high tech culture (which we are devolving from).

Is it any wonder that our current crop of politicians are uneducated incompetent idiots who pander to the lowest common denominator? After all, they have had the benefits of the best education (which is not very good) that government bureaucrats are capable of providing.