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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Obamacare Health Care Deform And Fvck The Economy Act

http://money.cnn.com/2010/05/21/smallbusiness/1099_deluge/index.htm?source=cnn_bin&hpt=Sbin
Stealth IRS changes mean millions of new tax forms
The massive expansion of requirements for businesses to file 1099 tax forms that was hidden in the 2,409-page health reform bill took many by surprise when it came to light last month.

Why is this a surprise to anyone? The only possible reason why the congress and the senate could have for rushing the passage of the monstrous 2409 page Health Care Deform Bill before any one had a chance to read and understand it, is because they didn't want anyone to find out how little the bill had to do with real reform, and how much was given over to outrageous theft of our freedom.

The Health Care Deform bill, which Barack Hussein Obama and the rest of the socialist ruling class untruthfully (you lie) proclaimed is so critical for the health care of the nation, is filled with many land mines which are designed to destroy the ability of businesses to make a profit. If these and other booby traps don't force more businesses to close, they will at least have the beneficial effect of forcing any existing business to raise their prices to pay for the added administrative burden and cost of preparing burdensome paperwork to be allowed to stay in business and provide employment for other citizens.
The 1099 changes attached to the health care reform bill are another kettle of fish. These massively expand the requirements for filing the "1099-Misc" form, which companies use for recording payments to freelance workers and other individual service providers. Until now, payments to corporations have been exempt from 1099 rules, as have payments for the purchase of goods.

Starting in 2012, that changes. All business payments or purchases that exceed $600 in a calendar year will need to be accompanied by a 1099 filing. That means obtaining the taxpayer ID number of the individual or corporation you're making the payment to -- even if it's a giant retailer like Staples or Best Buy -- at the time of the transaction, or else facing IRS penalties.

Some people might ask, what does filing hundreds of additional forms have do with Health Care Deform. The correct answer is, much like all the other provisions hidden in the Health Care Deform bill, nothing. Just part of the hidden government power grab that will require the government to hire thousands of additional Infernal Revenue Service (I.R.S.) agents to handle the hundreds / thousands / millions of additional forms that businesses will be required to file for the privilege of working to pay more of their hard earned money to the government.
How did this sweeping provision end up hidden in the health reform bill?

Easy. Since the entire legislative body was discouraged from reading and understanding the contents of the Health Care Deform bill, these and other riders were tacked onto a bill that couldn't fail, for a country that doesn't want to succeed. But the real question is, how many more tax increases and business killing provisions were buried in the Health Care Deform act. The governments answer, is pass the bill and find out. Unfortunately for the citizens of the United States, we are just beginning to find out how grievously the federal government has trampled the freedom and prosperity of the citizens of the United States.
Henschke's group had previously surveyed its members and learned that they average 10 filings a year of 1099 forms, each of which takes about half an hour to prepare. That's in line with the GAO report, which found that a typical small business spent between three and five hours per year filing 1099s.

But SMC's survey found that extending 1099s just to services purchased from corporations would push that number to at least 200 filings per year for a typical small business -- adding an estimated $6,000 to the cost of preparing the average tax return. And that's without even accounting for the requirement that 1099s be filed for purchases of goods, a provision that Henschke's group didn't see coming when it conducted its survey last year.

Let's try to put this into perspective. The federal government (low) estimates are that it takes 1/2 an hour to prepare 1 1099. The average small business will go from preparing 10 1099s, taking about 5 hours to prepare, to preparing 200 1099s taking about 100 hours to prepare. At 40 hours per week, that means that 2 1/2 weeks per year will be spent preparing paperwork. This is just for the 1099s. All the hours and days to prepare and file other government required paperwork is still required.

But I think I am beginning to see what the government has in mind. And the real solution the government is looking for. Some day, in the not so distant future, all businesses will be shut down, and the former owners will be required to spend all the rest of their days filling out paperwork explaining why they were in business, why they closed the business, why they hired people to work, ... why they should be allowed to continue to live and pollute the planet with their carbon dioxide pollution from their breathing. Everybody else will be a government employee, armed and dangerous, going door to door, shutting down all businesses. After all, how dare any business sully the pristine workers paradise that Barack Hussein Obama and the rest of the socialist ruling class is creating for all the rest of us.

How To Save Social Security And Destroy The Country.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/12-Ways-to-Fix-Social-usnews-522214004.html?x=0
12 Ways to Fix Social Security
The Social Security program faces a long term financing shortfall. The trust fund's reserves are currently projected to cover payments until the end of 2037. Then there will only be sufficient resources to pay about three quarters of scheduled benefits. For full checks to be issued after that date the program's financing or benefit structure must be modified.

What trust fund? What reserves? There are no Social Security trust funds or Social Security reserves. Everything that is paid into Social Security, is immediately paid out for Social Security. If there is anything left over, the federal government transfers the funds to another department where it can be immediately spent.

After close analysis of the 12 ways to save Social Security, I was able to condense them down to 2 ways. When you put them both together, this is government brainpower at it's best.

1. Increase taxes.
This is brilliant. If you make Social Security tax 200% of earnings, then the amount of money the government pretends to hold for Social Security would increase very rapidly. In no time at all, the government would have plenty of surplus funds to spend on increased salaries and retirement benefits for the government flunkies and drones who are all exempt from Social Security.

2. Decrease benefits.
This is brilliant. All you need to do is cancel ALL benefits. If there are no benefits, there is no payouts. If there are no payouts, the government won't fall short of funds earmarked for Social Security. In no time at all, the government would have plenty of surplus funds to spend on increased salaries and retirement benefits for the government flunkies and drones who are all exempt from Social Security.

However, there are a couple of drawbacks to this genius government plan.

If Social Security taxes are increased to 200%, or even 150% or 100% of peoples salaries, people might realize that it makes more sense to quit their jobs and go on government welfare because you would get more money than from working.

If the federal government stops paying out Social Security benefits, people might realize that it makes more sense to quit their jobs and go on government welfare because you would never be able to retire if you depend on the government Social Security system.

There you have it. The solution to Social Security. Everybody will stop working and go on welfare. No more Social Security problem.

There might be a welfare problem. But with the same genius used to solve the Social Security problem, I am sure the government will come with an equally intelligent solution to the welfare problem. Maybe the United States can use the same solution that Mexico is using for their economic problems. Destroy enough of the economy, and millions of citizens will flee the country looking for better opportunities. When everyone flees the country, you will have fewer people living off of welfare.

DeKalb County Exonerates Firefighters For Letting Woman Burn To Death.

http://www.ajc.com/news/dekalb/dunwoody-fire-victims-family-508686.html
Dunwoody fire victim's family sues DeKalb
Ann Bartlett called 911 minutes after 1 a.m. on Jan. 24 to report she had “set the house on fire with the thing from my nose,” referring to an oxygen concentrator she used when she slept. But the phone went dead during that call.

Engines 12 and 18 and truck 18 pulled up at the 1600 block of Houghton Court North 12 minutes later but they all left when firefighters saw no signs of a blaze. Five hours later, after a neighbor called, firefighters returned to find the home engulfed.

DeKalb County investigated, and found nothing wrong with letting a fire burn out of control and kill a woman.

Are you surprised? I am not surprised. This happens all the time. The government does something outrageously bad. The government investigates their own work. The government then finds that the offending agency followed the rules exactly. Therefore the government whitewashes the bad event, saying they found nothing wrong, and will not punish the agency for following the rules, even though a bad result happened. This happens with firemen. This happens with police. Once the Health Care Deform bill kicks into effect, it will happen with doctors.

Strathclyde Exonerates Rescue Workers For Letting Woman Die.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article7047101.ece
Firefighters left woman in mine shaft for six hours due to 'health and safety concerns'
An injured woman lay for six hours at the foot of a disused mine shaft because safety rules banned firefighters from rescuing her, an inquiry heard yesterday. As Alison Hume was brought to the surface by mountain rescuers she died of a heart attack.

A woman dies, but the firemen don't mind because they were only following orders.

Are you surprised? I am not surprised. This happens all the time. The government does something outrageously bad. The government investigates their own work. The government then finds that the offending agency followed the rules exactly. Therefore the government whitewashes the bad event, saying they found nothing wrong, and will not punish the agency for following the rules, even though a bad result happened. This happens with firemen. This happens with police. This happens with rescue workers. Once the Health Care Deform bill kicks into effect, it will happen with doctors.

When Is A Hit And Run Accident Not A Crime? When It Is Committed By A Cop!

http://www.pjstar.com/news/x841517670/Hit-and-run-officer-may-faces-more-charges
Hit-and-run officer may face more charges
(State's Attorney Kevin) Lyons recently spoke with the park district's police chief, Sylvester Bush, and said Reed's punishment was "insignificant enough to prompt a greater interest by me in considering additional charges. To avoid this, we have encouraged the chief to revisit his 'discipline,' if any, so far imposed."

What is wrong with hitting a vehicle with your vehicle (hit and run accident)? What is wrong with fleeing the scene (hit and run accident)? What is wrong with with lying to authorities about it afterwards? Evidently, if you work for Peoria Park District there is nothing wrong with this.

What is surprising about this case is NOT that local authorities refused to punish a government employee for committing a criminal act that non-government employees are not allowed to get away with. What is surprising about this case is that the state finds this such an appalling miscarriage of justice that it is stepping in to try to get some justice for the people of Illinois. Evidently, justice for the people of Illinois is something that Peoria Park District law enforcement agency evidently doesn't seem interested in.

I guess the moral of the story is, that if you want to commit a crime and get away with it, you need to be a government employee.

Bus Driver Throws 4 Year Old Girl Off Bus.

http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2010/05/11/145321_todays-news.html
Outcry as girl thrown off bus
Tiarnah was left distraught after being thrown off the Metro bus at 8.24am because her free school-bus pass or Greencard did not work.
Her family says the female bus driver told Tiarnah that she had to walk to school up the hill and across the busy double lanes of the East Derwent Highway until she could get her Greencard working.

A bus driver shows her concern for 4 year old by throwing her off the bus and leaving her alone at a bus stop. The bus driver explains she didn't do anything wrong and was only following orders. The Metro bus company believes that the driver acted appropriately. The Metro bus company immediately hired a public relations firm to put a good spin on the actions of the bus driver.

After all, what is unreasonable about leaving a 4 year old girl alone at a bus stop? After all, what is unreasonable about expecting a 4 year old girl to walk alone for 20 minutes across a busy highway to get to school? Isn't it about time we stopped coddling children and let them know what kind of world they are really living in? Isn't it good to know that the safety of children is NOT a concern of school bus drivers?

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Obamacare Success Story.

http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/content/healthday/639335.html
1 in 8 Public Pools Unfit for Use: CDC

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
Released just before the start of summer, a new government report finds that many public pools that are open to swimmers should not be, due to the presence of disease-causing germs.

Public pools. That means pools owned and operated by the government. That means you have a 12.5% chance of getting some kind of disease causing germ if you swim in a public pool.

You would probably be safer running down the center of the highway. At least some of the drivers would try to avoid hitting you.

Just think.

Curing a disease is always more difficult than preventing that disease. Since a government which is supposed to care about the health and safety can't be bothered to do their job by preventing the spread of diseases, do you really think that the exact same government, when required to cure the the diseases that they have been helping to spread, will do any better?