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Monday, April 5, 2010

Obama Regrets Having To Appease Christians.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100405/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_easter_egg_roll
First family kicks off annual Easter Egg Roll

Barack Hussein Obama decided to break with Muslim tradition, and held the East Egg hunt on the White House lawn. Barack Hussein Obama only allowed this to happen after much soul searching and after asking for forgiveness from his Mullah. Barack Hussein Obama promised to never allow this abomination to happen again if only the people of the United States would listen to reason and convert to Islam.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

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