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Monday, April 5, 2010

Poll Taken To Find Out What Supporters Of Health Care Deform Really Think.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-poll4-2010apr04,0,5457929,full.story
Californians take generally positive view of healthcare reform
A new Times/USC poll shows voters saying by a 46%-29% margin they would be more likely to vote for a politician who had backed the health bill.

The Times/USC poll also determined that 100% of the voters who prefer politicians that voted for the Health Care Deform act also believe in unicorns, bigfoot, the tooth fairy and honest politicians.

The rest of the voters who disapproved of politicians that voted for the Health Care Deform act had their opinions ignored by the Times/USC poll.

Barack Hussein Obama and the rest of the socialist democrats and left wing media praised the Times/USC poll as a fair and unbiased sampling of Barack Hussein Obama supporters.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

1 comment:

  1. The Scarlet PimpernelApril 5, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    Of course. USC is the medical facility of choice for illegal aliens and career welfare cheats. Why would they object to even more "free" health care at someone else's expense??

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