Interior Dept. denies it has extended drilling freeze to shallow gulf waters
The Interior Department denied that it has extended a drilling freeze to shallow waters of the Gulf of Mexico, contradicting an e-mail written earlier Thursday by the Minerals Management Service's supervisor of field operations for the Gulf of Mexico.
Barack Hussein Obama held a press conference to explain his position on oil drilling. He stated that he is not in favor of limiting drilling. In fact, this press conference was to announce his new expanded oil drilling policy. In spite of opposition from the "Green Party" and his Mullah, he is opening up oil drilling in all locations that are more than 10,000 feet above sea level. This plan will encourage development of alternative energy sources and provide independence from mid-east oil.
In order to make this new plan work, Barack Hussein Obama will need to create a new "Green Energy" czar. The new enforcement arm of the new czar will be the new "Green Energy Army". The new "Green Energy Army" will also help kick start the economy by creating many much needed jobs
When questioned why his minions and henchmen previously announced the limitation of oil drilling, Barack Hussein Obama responded in the manner expected of all great leaders. Barack Hussein Obama proclaimed that he misspoke what the audience misunderstood. He ranted that the racist media were always twisting his words. He complained that it was all Bush's fault. He stated that Muslims were not terrorists and we should always welcome armed burqua wearing proselytes into our homes. He then continued to speak for half an hour, completely baffling the audience, and putting some of them to sleep. Barack Hussein Obama then announced that if anyone asked that question again, his new "Green Energy Army" would have the questioner taken out and shot for subversive activities.
The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."
Um... there's some truth to this. According to a Mr. G.Wegman,
ReplyDeleteI guess Realpolitic forgot that the Obama administration gave the "green light" to BP to drill at the site of the oil spill without bothering to inspect, verify that saftey factors were in place as is the usual procedure before giving Oil Companies the permit to drill off-shore. Perhaps it was because BP was a large contributor to Obama's campaign to capture the White House!
So, whose fault is the Gulf oil spill, really??