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Friday, June 11, 2010

United Nations Sanctions.

http://www.jpost.com/IranianThreat/News/Article.aspx?id=177972
Iran: Sanctions are trash
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad responded Wednesday to the sanctions passed at the UN Security Council meeting, saying they were "worthless" and should only go into "the trash bin," in a report cited by Bloomberg News.

Dateline: United Nations, April 1, 2020

The United Nations issued more sanctions against Iran for firing nuclear missiles against the newest Muslim nation, Italy. Again. This is the 51st time that Iran has fired nuclear missiles against some foreign aggressors. The is the 154th time the United Nations has issued sanctions against Iran for enriching uranium beyond what is needed for medical reasons. And for building nuclear devices. And for firing nuclear missiles against foreign infidel aggressors.

An Iranian official responded by saying that their rockets were not aimed at Italy. They claimed that their target was France. However, since the Mullah of Italy was refusing to follow the orders of the Mullah of Iran, that makes Italy a reasonable target for the ethnic cleansing they (and all other infidels) so richly deserve. The Iranian official continued, stating that since that time, they have now armed the peoples army of Hamas and Al-Qaeda, who are also fighting against agression for their homelands. The Iranian official ended his news conference expressing hope that the new nuclear powers will be admitted to the United Nations where they will soon be able to use words as well as nuclear devices to fight for their right to kill all infidels.

The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."

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