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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Death Squads and Breath Squads

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gZoCWGwSidNxoQ20t0YjwqjNHf7QD9C79AHO0
New climate targets may not change daily life much

I wish I could be stupid enough to believe these kinds of news stories.

No change in day to day life?

That is just not possible.

For those who don't know, every living animal on this planet exhales carbon dioxide. If we are to manage our carbon footprint, we will need to regulate our breathing. And the best way to do that is with the Death Squads (from the Health Care Deform bills) and maybe a new Breath Squad.

Do you want a governmental organization to tell you when heavy breathing is allowed?

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