Muslim group warns 'South Park' creators of death
A radical Muslim group has warned the creators of South Park that they could face violent retribution for depicting the prophet Muhammad in a bear suit during last week's episode.
A radical Muslim group (one of many) warned that any non-fawning depictions of their religion and their culture should result in many deaths.
Because they are a "peaceful" group, this radical Muslim group warned their followers against carrying out murderous attacks on the South Park creators (or friends or neighbors or strangers) because Islam is a religion of "peace".
In an effort to give the impression that they will not do anything that violates their "peaceful" intentions, this radical Muslim group posted the following information on their web site.
This radical Muslim group posted home addresses, work addresses, favorite restaurants, favorite stores, ... of the South Park creators. This radical Muslim group also posted detailed photographs, and directions to avoid ending up at any place where the South Park creators are know to frequent. This radical Muslim group posted instructions on how to make weapons out of materials found at any hardware store (along with directions for stores in the area where the South Park Creators are know to frequent). This radical Muslim group also posted addresses and locations of all gun shops in the area as well.
The radical Muslim stated they posted this information so that all the faithful would know exactly what "not" to do to avoid harming the infidels who insulted their religion and culture.
The Muslim-in-chief and the rest of the liberal, democratic, politically correct media applauded the "peaceful" response to this most appalling attack on their religion and culture by insensitive decadent capitalistic pig dogs.
The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."
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