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Monday, April 26, 2010

Mullah Obama Visits Rev. Graham

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/25/AR2010042502947.html
President pays visit to Rev. Graham
President Obama arrived at the Rev. Billy Graham's mountaintop log cabin Sunday afternoon, making a brief visit to the 91-year-old evangelist who has been a spiritual adviser to presidents for seven decades.

Barack Hussein Obama felt it was necessary to bestow a personal visit on the former spiritual adviser to presidents. Barack Hussein Obama explained why Rev. Billy Graham's services were no longer necessary. Since the United States is a nation with a Muslim ruler, only Muslim spiritual advisers are welcome in the Red House. Infidels are no longer welcome. However, any time the Rev. Bill Graham is willing to convert to the one true religion, Islam, he will be welcomed back to the Red House.

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