Cancer scans delayed in NHS funding crisis as doctors fear 'slash and burn' cuts
Vital scans for patients who may have cancer are being postponed by up to six weeks as the NHS grapples with a major funding crisis.
Barack Hussein Obama and his loyal minions, henchmen, czars and commissars celebrated England's announcement of the mismanagement of their socialized health care system which will result in delay of diagnostic procedures for up to six weeks.
In an "I Told You So" moment, Barack Hussein Obama (without benefit of his teleprompter) restated his position that there would be no death panels in his Health Care Deform bill. Barack Hussein Obama went on to say: "Just look at England. Patients will be dying in short order without death panels. The regular mismanagement, underfunding and general government incompetence will cause the health care industry to run short of funding. Once the health care workers stop getting paid, they will stop providing diagnostic services. Once there are no diagnostic services, potentially life threatening maladies, will become fatal illnesses. Thus no need for death squads. Boy am I glad that I had the foresight to insist that myself and all my friends be exempt from the health care fraud that I perpetrated on the American people."
The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."
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