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"The message these boys are getting -- and bear in mind we're talking 15 and 16-year-old boys -- is that ... as a young footballer you have an entitlement to large-breasted women in skimpy outfits bouncing around at your games," women's advocate Melinda Tankard Reist said on an Australian morning television show.
Talk about mixed messages. The United States is exporting many messages around the world. This news article talks about two of them.
MESSAGE ONE:
In the United States, men have the right to large-breasted women in skimpy outfits bouncing around at their games. Have you ever seen a team sport that didn't have large-breasted women in skimpy outfits bouncing around at their games? When men get tired of waiting for the large-breasted women in skimpy outfits bouncing around at their games they invent sports to be played by large-breasted women in skimpy outfits, like the Lingerie Football League.
In fact, men in the United States have the right to large-breasted women in skimpy outfits any time they want them. The United States has a whole industry to provide large-breasted women to any man who desires one. Plastic surgery allows all small-breasted women to become the large-breasted women that men around the world desire. In fact, the United States has so many large-breasted women in skimpy outfits bouncing around that Muslim clerics have determined that this is the cause of earthquakes around the world.
MESSAGE TWO:
And as science teaches us (those of us who are capable of learning) that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
So for every lusty man having fun, there is a small-breasted frigid uptight women who objects to a man having fun. Whether the small-breasted frigid uptight women who object to this are afraid the world is running short of small-breasted frigid uptight women for themselves, or they object in general to any man having fun is unknown.
What is known is that for any activity where anyone is enjoying themselves, there is some radical fringe group ready to object to that activity. Even that most moral of groups, Roman Catholic priests, who object to men having sex before marriage, still manage to protect and encourage Roman Catholic male priests to have sex with underage children. And would you believe it, there are even groups that oppose this kind of activity as well?
MESSAGE THREE:
ReplyDeleteNo one in the U.S. has ever been to Sweden, or watched a European commercial.