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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Obama Responds To Oil Spill By Asking For Handouts To Help Democrats.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/05/obama-raises-money-in-californ.html?wprss=44
Obama raises money in California

Nero fiddled while Rome burned.

Barack Hussein Obama campaigned for democrats while the oil spill washed up on American shores.
"I said to them, 'I disagree with this Arizona law,' " Obama said, adding that he also told them he understood their frustration over the nation's porous southwestern border.

Barack Hussein Obama promised to continue to oppose the Arizona law until he had a chance to read it and confirm that it is as racist as everybody else who hasn't read the law says it is.

Barack Hussein Obama also commiserated with the alien invaders in Arizona who now face punishment for their crime of illegally crossing the United States border. Barack Hussein Obama promised the alien invaders that the legal citizens of Arizona wouldn't benefit from their new law. Barack Hussein Obama told the legal citizens of Arizona to quit their whining and get back to work and paying taxes so B.O. could appoint more czars, more commissars, and bail out more businesses that are too big to fail.
Obama told the audience Tuesday that the government must "revisit how these oil companies are operating."

Barack Hussein Obama promised to have a back room deal finalized in no time with a 2,000+ page bill to reform the oil industry. After all, it has worked so well for saving the economy and reforming health care, it should work for all the other problems that Barack Hussein Obama is creating in the United States.
With the economy showing signs of life, Obama has said Republicans are asking for the keys to the car back, now that the Democrats have pulled it out of the ditch.

Barack Hussein Obama compared the economy to a car that the prior administration has run into a ditch. He then claimed that the Democrats have pulled the car out of the ditch. However, as I see it, setting the car on fire, so that it explodes, thus moving itself out of the ditch is not a good long term solution for getting the economy back on track.

Seeing as how Barack Hussein Obama is so literary, I think I should use another metaphor for the state of the economy.

The current economy is like a dead cat. If you drop it from high enough, it will bounce. But that bounce is not a sign of life. The cat is still dead.

1 comment:

  1. The Scarlet PimpernelMay 27, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    From which I deduce he plans to invade a few more countries -- because there are no longer any oil production companies that operate primarily in the U.S. The overwhelming burden of American regulations and taxes have driven them overseas.

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