Berkeley Students Asked to Submit DNA Samples
For the first time, school officials will be including cotton swabs for a DNA test, KTVU.com reported. The students will be asked to voluntarily submit a DNA sample, which one professor said will ultimately help students make decisions about their diet and lifestyle.
An anonymous student was interviewed about the change in school policy that requires students to provide their DNA to the school to be able to attend the school. The anonymous student is quoted as saying there is nothing wrong legal citizens of the United States having to provide the state with D.N.A. samples, fingerprints, a birth certificate, or any other form of ID in order to attend school. This is not an invasion of privacy.
The anonymous student then complained about the ancestry and intelligence of the reporter. In the middle of berating the reporter for a complete lack of understanding the situation, the student said he was late for an appointment. It seems the anonymous student had to rush off to a demonstration in support of alien invaders. The student didn't want to be late, as most of the firebombs and breaking of store windows are planned for early in the demonstration. It seems that any alien invader who is caught committing a crime should not be question about any other crime, including the crime of invading the United States. To do so is racist, and an infringement on the freedom and rights of the alien invaders.
The onion.com was quoted as saying that if I "ever attempt to write a humorous article again, they will have my literary license revoked."
I fail to see the humour in this article, since it is a factual description on both counts. :(
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