Protecting teens or expanding a 'nanny state'?
Some lawmakers also want to outlaw nipple piercings for teenagers, and prohibit them from snowboarding and skiing without a helmet or reentering a football game too quickly after taking a hard hit to the head.
You know, the latest witless proposed laws from the congenital idiots who are destroying this state and this country may have actually come up with something.
Considering that the green police will soon be going door to door to make sure we have the correct insulation, and correct thermostat settings, and remember to turn out light when not in use, and ... Considering that the food police will soon be going door to door to make sure we aren't going to too many fast food restaurants, or aren't eating too many sugary foods, or eating too much trans fats, or eating too much salt, or ...
I think the solution is obvious to any right thinking middle aged man. We will soon need the nipple police to go door to door and inspect teen aged girls nipples to make sure they aren't pierced. Since teen aged girls aren't to be trusted, they will need their nipples inspected on a regular basis. Considering how serious this problem is (after all the lawmakers are planning on outlawing this), then maybe we could use this law to balance the budget as well. Instead of hiring people out of public taxes, we could let middle aged men bid to pay for the privilege of inspecting teen aged girls nipples.
Isn't America wonderful? In the middle of the greatest financial crisis this country has ever experienced, the politicians who serve the public still have time to think of teen aged girls nipples.
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