Jokes About Miami Airport Worker's Body Scan Lead To Beating, Arrest
A Transportation Security Agency employee at Miami International Airport has been arrested for attacking a co-worker who teased him about the size of his genitals after he walked through a body scanner.
The "Theatrics, Stupidity and Apathy" (T.S.A.) is very concerned with the safety and security of the American people at airports. The "Terrorists Screenings Amok" (T.S.A.) is doing their very best to only hire the worst and the dullest of the unemployable to work as screeners. The "Thousands Standing Around" (T.S.A.) stressed how important it is to accept this kind of activity is the burden that sane and sensible people must endure for the sake of increased employment for the unemployable. The "Thousands of Stupid Answers" (T.S.A.) want every one to know that while this is supposed to be a rarity, this is the price Americans must pay to live in a totalitarian state that must monitor their every action. The "Terrorist Sympathetic Agency" (T.S.A.) ask that in the future you ignore these kinds of news reports and accept that this is government at it's best, doing what it does best.
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