SEC: Regulators yet to determine cause of plunge
The head of the Securities and Exchange Commission told a congressional panel Tuesday that regulators need more time to figure out what caused last week's stock market plunge.
Based on recent news reports, the S.E.C. (Sex Enthralled Consumers) may not be capable of investigating a market plunge. The only rise or plunge that the six figure salaried employees of the S.E.C. (Sex Enthralled Consumers) may be capable of noticing, is what takes place on the porno web sites they have been observing during their normal working hours for the past few years. Fortunately the senate and congress will be there to help cover up the incompetence of the S.E.C. (Sex Enthralled Consumers).
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