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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Airlines Don't Want You To Fly.

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/travel/story/1435148.html
Airline fees continue to soar

Evidently airlines aren't making enough money. The airlines are trying to boost their profitability by raising the cost of flying. (If they were a government agency, they would also be giving raises to all the executives as well).

In an effort to discourage airline flights by all except criminals and politicians (but I repeat myself), the federal government has designed a security system that is worthless to prevent suicide bombers, but is incredibly worth while to annoy and discourage all other travelers.

The airlines have started doing their part to discourage flier's by using Barack Hussein Obama economics policy. ie. If not enough people are flying because it is too expensive, then raising the price should help increase the number of fliers. Since the airlines don't want to raise the price of the tickets, they are starting to charge for all the services they used to provide for free. Like bringing luggage with you. Maybe the airlines are even now considering a fee for using the seats and seat belts. What about a fee for talking to the agent behind the counter? What about a fee for sitting on a chair while waiting for a flight? The fee possibilities are endless!

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