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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Global Warming And Environmental Activists Advocate A Per Person Fee To Create Carbon Dioxide.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-03-29-tanning29_ST_N.htm
Tanning beds face new taxes and restrictions
Growing concerns about the dangers of indoor tanning beds are leading to new taxes — and possibly new restrictions — designed to curb the practice among young people.

I think the government has finally figured out their role in oppressing their slaves citizens.

Because the government wastes so much money in giveaways to provide for the health and welfare of illegal aliens, criminals and repaying bribes from big businesses they are running out of money for services for the legitimate honest tax paying slaves citizens. While the government could cut down on services to the criminals and repayment of bribes with contracts for products and services that the slaves citizens don't need or want, it will never happen. The government knows that anyone you bribe with free goods and services will vote for you or contribute to your next reelection campaign.

So what does that leave?

The State of California has started a catch and release program. The police arrest criminals, the State of California prosecutes criminals. Then the State of California releases the criminals because of overcrowding and lack of funds. While it saves some money to catch and release criminals, most of the cost is not in warehousing the criminals. It costs millions of dollars to prosecute any criminal that has any money and can afford any kind of "dream team" defense. This solution is still too expensive.

So the next best thing is to criminalize otherwise normal activities. But don't make it a felony crime. Make it a misdemeanor crime. That way the government can charge some kind of fee which is small enough that it is not cost effective to defend against the crime. In this way, the government doesn't need to worry about "dream team" defenses and the warehousing of criminals (who live better than typical working class slaves citizens). In addition to escalating fines for parking, and cell phone usage, the government is going to start taxing fines for using tanning booths. But even this is likely to be too taxing for the government to handle with any efficiency.

The government will need to find something even more obvious and easier for the beat cop to enforce.

The "Global Warming" and environmental activists have come up with perfect the solution for the government. They have managed to brainwash the government into believing that carbon dioxide is a pollutant. Since all living, breathing humans exhale carbon dioxide, all humans are therefore by government definition polluters. And how does the government treat polluters? Why the government licenses and regulates them and sets the amount of pollutants they can create. Which means that in the near future, when you get your government identity card, you will have to pay for your annual license for the ability to create pollution. If you ever can't afford to pay, then you may eventually get sold off to someone who can afford to pay for your right to pollute. If you can't afford to pay for your children, then your children will get confiscated and sold off to companies that can afford to pay the "Greenhouse Gas" fee / fine / tax.

Budget crisis solved!

While you may have the right to receive inadequate insurance and inadequate medical care, the "Global Warming" and environmental activists have convinced the government that you don't have the right to breathe.

1 comment:

  1. The Scarlet PimpernelMarch 31, 2010 at 8:34 AM

    A tax on breathing! Now there's a tax NO ONE can evade!! Brilliant!

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