You Can't Win.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bad-lawn2-2010mar02,0,5008490,print.story
Orange officials sue couple who removed their lawn

The water police will ticket you if you use too much water on your lawn. The green police will ticket you if you don't use enough water on your lawn.

I guess the bottom line is, the slaves citizens need to get used to the fact that no matter what they do, they are wrong, and need to be punished.

But I say, if the government is that concerned with the condition of my lawn, let them send someone out to take care of the lawn exactly the way they want it done!