Health Care Bill Is The Miracle Cure Of The Ages!

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Obama praises health care bill as it nears passage

... the Senate's health care bill will make a "tremendous difference for families, for seniors, for businesses and for the country as a whole," President Barack Obama said Monday.

Barack Hussein Obama elaborated by saying that any family with a job won't be able to afford health insurance, but won't have to worry as his economic recovery plan will end up destroying all jobs that employ people with families. Seniors won't need to worry about health care, as they will be counseled about what their early death benefits will do for themselves as well as for the country. And all the businesses that are NOT too big to fail, will fail, thus allowing the government to manage the health insurance the way it is supposed to work.

In addition, Barack Hussein Obama also said that the new health care bill would bring rain to deserts, and sunshine to swamps, cure global warming and create peace on earth and goodwill towards all mankind. As the bill spends billions on pork barrel projects, it will help balance the budget. Even though none of the bill will start to take effect during the president's lifetime, it is critical that it get crammed down our throats without delay. And there will be no dangerous side effects from the health care bill.