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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Iran Promises To Only Fire Nuclear Missiles At Israel.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-fg-iran-nukes19-2009dec19,0,7352777.story
Iran tries to ease worries over missile test

Iran claims they will not shoot any missiles at the United States.

They will only shoot their nuclear missiles at any country that allows individuals to criticize Iranian leaders, or allows individuals to criticize Muslim terrorists, or any country that is not ruled by a Muslim leader.

The Ayatollah proclaimed his support for the Muslim leader of the United States and the DemonCrats who support him. He also issued death threats to any republicans who oppose Barack Hussein Obama.

So you can rest assured that Iran only has peaceful intentions for their nuclear bombs and their mid-range missiles.

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