When Do I Get My Bailout Money?

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5BG4HM20091217
USDA to give dairy farmers special subsidy payment

The milk industry is losing money.

I know, lets tax everyone who is successful, and then give that money to everyone who is a failure. Seems like a good way to energize the economy. Or at least to share the wealth.

But let's only do it once.

Or maybe twice.

Or maybe as many times as it takes to keep the industry from closing down.

We all know how well bailing out wall street helped save the economy and jobs. Since we know that big government doesn't care about small business, let's organize small businesses into industries. That way they can now claim they are too big to fail, and thus be eligible for bailout money.