How Can Barack Hussein Obama Improve His Poll Ratings?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091231/ap_on_bi_ge/us_ap_poll_downbeat_america
AP-GfK Poll: 2009 was bad for America, Americans

Interesting poll.

All the Democrats seem to think that Barack Hussein Obama is doing his best to save the country. All the Republicams seem to think that Barack Hussein Obama is doing his best to destroy the country. Even the Democrats without jobs have a hopeful outlook for the future.

It is obvious by his actions that Barack Hussein Obama is not interesting in solving any of the problems he has created or is planning on creating for America.

So. I have a modest proposal for Barack Hussein Obama to increase his ratings in the polls without actually doing anything to fix any of the problems he is creating. Since no matter what he does is acceptable to the Democrats, maybe Barack Hussein Obama can work to make sure that no Democrats have jobs. Then, if all the jobs that got taken away from the Democrats are given to the Republicans, maybe Barack Hussein Obama's poll numbers might go up.

Either that, or since Barack Hussein Obama has decided that criminal organizations like ACORN deserve federal funding, maybe ACORN can take all future polls. In that way, Barack Hussein Obama would be guaranteed to have 110% of the American citizens supportive of his actions and goals.