When Your Computer Absolutely Must Work, Don't Use Windows!

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Windows Black Screen of Death: What You Need to Know

In their continuing quest to keep computer consultants employed full time, the Microsoft Monopoly seems to have come up with a new tool.

The Black Screen Of Death.

All you need to do is run the Microsoft update for security issues. Why must you continually install patches to increase the security of your system? Microsoft creates operating systems that are by default insecure. So you always need to install the security updates. While in the past Microsoft updates have caused massive problems, Microsoft never created a user interface for their problem. They now have. You will now know when a Microsoft security update trashes your system because you will get the black screen of death.

However, don't worry if your system crashes and you don't get the black screen of death. Nothing Microsoft does is ever 100% functional. So you may not get the Black Screen Of Death. Just be assured that Microsoft will continue innovating your system to make it the best non functioning system around.