Microsoft steals source code from competitors.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/15/microsoft_to_apologize_to_plurk/
Microsoft cops to webcode theft

What caused Microsoft to steal source code from their competitors? Was it global warming? Was it lack of national health care? Was it a plot by open source geeks? Could it be because Microsoft is an evil empire set on global domination (if so, Barack Hussein Obama called first dibs on global domination).

Maybe we can have the United States Department of Justice investigate the situation. Maybe they can rule that Microsoft can no longer bundle scandisk with Windows 98. That would really hurt Microsoft!